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New York Declares Itself First Gay City
MichNews.com ^ | 1/05/2006 | Chris Davis

Posted on 01/05/2006 6:28:55 PM PST by writer33

New York—In a brash, yet diverse move, New York has declared itself the first gay city in the United States, electing Wednesday, its first woman and first openly gay leader, a position widely regarded as the second-most powerful seat in city government.

Christine Quinn wept several times during a passionate speech to the 51-member council, thanking her father and her partner, Kim Catullo, who looked on from the audience, making New York the most diverse city in America.

“Let me say that I am incredibly proud that in the most diverse city in the world, diversity is seen as a strength, and not an impediment,” Quinn said. “You won’t find a gayer city in America. Say what you will about San Francisco, but they just marry them, we elect them here in New York. So start spreading the news!”

Quinn, 39, a Democrat, was elected by a vote of 50 to 0, with one member abstaining in protest of what he said is an openly gay process of electing the speaker. Other council members had sought the job, but Quinn became a virtual lock because she was gay and fit the perfect image for New York City.

Quinn is reportedly one of 350 openly gay politicians serving in all levels of government nationwide, according to the Gay and Lesbian Victory Fund, an organization that advocates for gay candidates.

“That number of gays in public office was just 41 in 1991,” group spokesman Dave DeCicco said. “Before that, all politicians remained in the closet. You’ve got to hand it to New York. Only this city could step up and set the standard in diversity. That’s the reason everyone loves New York!”

The post is powerful mostly because of its influence over budget matters. Term limits and heterosexual behavior forced out her predecessor, Gifford Miller, whose run for mayor fell flat last year.

Historically, the City Council speaker seat has been used as a place to publicly slam Republican mayors. Long before Miller prepared to run against Mayor Michael Bloomberg last spring, he clashed with the Republican billionaire over just being Republican.

Reportedly among them was Bloomberg’s quest to build a new football stadium on Manhattan’s West Side, a venture that Quinn also opposed. But when asked this week how she would get along with the mayor, Quinn noted only that they have also worked together on various projects, for instance, to ban smoking in bars and restaurants.

“Getting rid of smokers is a top priority,” stated Quinn. “In New York, we’re saying no to smokers and yes to gays and lesbians. We’re truly the top of the heap when it comes to the welfare of New Yorkers.”

Even though she wasn’t specific, Ms. Quinn pledged to promote an aggressive leftist agenda, including efforts to extend term limits for council members from 8 to 12 years—especially since she is now elected—to also develop a waste disposal plan, and to create new housing for gays and lesbians, desperate for places to stay under the Bloomberg regime.

Ms. Quinn noted that she envisioned her role as that of superior and elite to Mr. Bloomberg, adding that their relationship was headed for the rocks. During her speech on Wednesday, Quinn went a step further, saying that too often the City Council hasn’t taken enough steps to rid themselves of conservative social policies.

“Even though Bloomberg isn’t what you would call a social conservative, he’s still got the Republican behind his name,” crowed Quinn. “We’re going to do something about that with this City Council.”

Councilman James S. Oddo of Staten Island, the liberal Republican minority leader, said he has watched with admiration as Ms. Quinn has evolved into a skilled leader with a laserlike concentration since they both started out as Council aides in the early 1990’s.

“She’s tough,” stated Oddo. “Remember, she’s a lesbian woman and she’s going to be in Mr. Bloomberg’s face!”

“I just think this is wonderful,” shouted Rep. Barney Frank, D-MA. “My only wish is that she would’ve done something special with her hair. It looked terrible.”

“This is so good to hear that New York has decided to come out of the 19th century,” said Kim Gandy, president of the National Organization for Women. “Electing a woman is a step in the right direction. Women have been victims in America too long. And best of all she’s a lesbian. Now that’s a gift that just keeps on giving.”

“I’m so excited,” said James Hanger, a tear-soaked, 46-year old openly gay Bronx resident and petroleum jelly salesman. “This means more to me than you could possibly imagine. I just don’t have the words to describe how I truly feel. I just love New York!”

In electing Christine Quinn, New York has climbed the pinnacle of the diversity ladder, proclaiming their status as the first gay city and setting an example for other city councils to climb out of the 19th century. The move demonstrates in the end that New York is still king of the diversity hill after all.


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To: writer33

Yeah, but you are correct in prefacing the claim "in the United States".


81 posted on 01/05/2006 7:15:54 PM PST by Rebelbase (Whew! Another year until the cursed green bean casserole strikes again!)
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To: writer33

Is she gonna change the name of a subway to the "FudgePack Express"?


82 posted on 01/05/2006 7:16:18 PM PST by Licensed-To-Carry (Praise be to the LORD, who trains my hands for war, and my fingers for battle.)
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To: Smokin' Joe
Wondering what San Francisco is going to bleat about this, too....

My first thought was, "Guess they forgot about San Francisco!"

Maybe SF left the door open for NYC by not officially claiming the title, because of their obvious reputation.

83 posted on 01/05/2006 7:21:39 PM PST by LucyJo ("I have overcome the world." "Abide in Me." (John 16:33; 15:4)
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To: writer33

So how long till NYC comes out for polygamy and incest? Consenting adults, so it must be okay....


84 posted on 01/05/2006 7:29:45 PM PST by Fenris6 (3 Purple Hearts in 4 months w/o missing a day of work? He's either John Rambo or a Fraud)
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To: Vision

"And you want to be my Latex salesman?" :) Shades of Seinfeld.


85 posted on 01/05/2006 7:32:14 PM PST by cubreporter (I trust Rush. He has done more for this country than anyone will ever know. He's A++)
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To: writer33

There goes their Nascar track.


86 posted on 01/05/2006 7:44:49 PM PST by SouthTexas (2006 will be a very good year. Good for what is unknown at the moment.)
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To: beyond the sea


Steaming heap.


87 posted on 01/05/2006 7:45:44 PM PST by Fido969 ("And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free" (John 8:32).)
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To: writer33

ROTFLOL!

You are in fine form, once again!
Thanks, Chris!


88 posted on 01/05/2006 7:50:40 PM PST by dixiechick2000
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To: writer33

you are too good darlin'!!!!

split a gut when I finally got here..

thanks for ping & for sharing your talent!


89 posted on 01/05/2006 7:55:05 PM PST by DollyCali (Don't tell GOD how big your storm is -- Tell the storm how B-I-G your God is!)
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To: beyond the sea

Yeah, I'm not surprised you like Frank.


90 posted on 01/05/2006 8:05:43 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Thomas Paine and Ronald Reagan.)
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To: hosepipe

Yeah, I know. Bush is probably tapping my phone.

:) HA!


91 posted on 01/05/2006 8:06:03 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Thomas Paine and Ronald Reagan.)
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To: durasell

It does make a difference and you can't make me believe any different.

:) Hehe!


92 posted on 01/05/2006 8:06:30 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Thomas Paine and Ronald Reagan.)
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To: beyond the sea
heterosexual behavior forced out her predecessor, Gifford Miller

That was one of my satirical lines.

93 posted on 01/05/2006 8:07:16 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Thomas Paine and Ronald Reagan.)
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To: TonyRo76

I love the directions, Tony. Thanks for reading. I appreciate it.


94 posted on 01/05/2006 8:07:37 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Thomas Paine and Ronald Reagan.)
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To: Rebelbase

I know, but missing Soddom makes it all feel so hollow now. I hope you're happy.

:) HA!


95 posted on 01/05/2006 8:08:12 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Thomas Paine and Ronald Reagan.)
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To: Licensed-To-Carry

No, she won't change the name of the subway, but you can bet this will be enforced:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1451154/posts

:)


96 posted on 01/05/2006 8:10:15 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Thomas Paine and Ronald Reagan.)
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To: writer33

For better or worse, the gay community is part of NYC. As with any long time group, the city would be worse if it didn't exist.


97 posted on 01/05/2006 8:10:23 PM PST by durasell (!)
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To: Fenris6

What is wrong with polygamy and incest?

I'm only kidding!


98 posted on 01/05/2006 8:11:00 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Thomas Paine and Ronald Reagan.)
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To: cubreporter

Thanks for reading, cr. I'm glad you enjoyed it.


99 posted on 01/05/2006 8:11:20 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Thomas Paine and Ronald Reagan.)
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To: writer33

also, city council is perhaps the worst political job in NYC. Every imbecile with some petty complaint, whether it be a film crew disrupting a neighborhood block or delayed garbage pick-up, calls the city council to complain.


100 posted on 01/05/2006 8:13:13 PM PST by durasell (!)
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