Posted on 01/05/2006 6:28:55 PM PST by writer33
New York—In a brash, yet diverse move, New York has declared itself the first gay city in the United States, electing Wednesday, its first woman and first openly gay leader, a position widely regarded as the second-most powerful seat in city government.
Christine Quinn wept several times during a passionate speech to the 51-member council, thanking her father and her partner, Kim Catullo, who looked on from the audience, making New York the most diverse city in America.
“Let me say that I am incredibly proud that in the most diverse city in the world, diversity is seen as a strength, and not an impediment,” Quinn said. “You won’t find a gayer city in America. Say what you will about San Francisco, but they just marry them, we elect them here in New York. So start spreading the news!”
Quinn, 39, a Democrat, was elected by a vote of 50 to 0, with one member abstaining in protest of what he said is an openly gay process of electing the speaker. Other council members had sought the job, but Quinn became a virtual lock because she was gay and fit the perfect image for New York City.
Quinn is reportedly one of 350 openly gay politicians serving in all levels of government nationwide, according to the Gay and Lesbian Victory Fund, an organization that advocates for gay candidates.
“That number of gays in public office was just 41 in 1991,” group spokesman Dave DeCicco said. “Before that, all politicians remained in the closet. You’ve got to hand it to New York. Only this city could step up and set the standard in diversity. That’s the reason everyone loves New York!”
The post is powerful mostly because of its influence over budget matters. Term limits and heterosexual behavior forced out her predecessor, Gifford Miller, whose run for mayor fell flat last year.
Historically, the City Council speaker seat has been used as a place to publicly slam Republican mayors. Long before Miller prepared to run against Mayor Michael Bloomberg last spring, he clashed with the Republican billionaire over just being Republican.
Reportedly among them was Bloomberg’s quest to build a new football stadium on Manhattan’s West Side, a venture that Quinn also opposed. But when asked this week how she would get along with the mayor, Quinn noted only that they have also worked together on various projects, for instance, to ban smoking in bars and restaurants.
“Getting rid of smokers is a top priority,” stated Quinn. “In New York, we’re saying no to smokers and yes to gays and lesbians. We’re truly the top of the heap when it comes to the welfare of New Yorkers.”
Even though she wasn’t specific, Ms. Quinn pledged to promote an aggressive leftist agenda, including efforts to extend term limits for council members from 8 to 12 years—especially since she is now elected—to also develop a waste disposal plan, and to create new housing for gays and lesbians, desperate for places to stay under the Bloomberg regime.
Ms. Quinn noted that she envisioned her role as that of superior and elite to Mr. Bloomberg, adding that their relationship was headed for the rocks. During her speech on Wednesday, Quinn went a step further, saying that too often the City Council hasn’t taken enough steps to rid themselves of conservative social policies.
“Even though Bloomberg isn’t what you would call a social conservative, he’s still got the Republican behind his name,” crowed Quinn. “We’re going to do something about that with this City Council.”
Councilman James S. Oddo of Staten Island, the liberal Republican minority leader, said he has watched with admiration as Ms. Quinn has evolved into a skilled leader with a laserlike concentration since they both started out as Council aides in the early 1990’s.
“She’s tough,” stated Oddo. “Remember, she’s a lesbian woman and she’s going to be in Mr. Bloomberg’s face!”
“I just think this is wonderful,” shouted Rep. Barney Frank, D-MA. “My only wish is that she would’ve done something special with her hair. It looked terrible.”
“This is so good to hear that New York has decided to come out of the 19th century,” said Kim Gandy, president of the National Organization for Women. “Electing a woman is a step in the right direction. Women have been victims in America too long. And best of all she’s a lesbian. Now that’s a gift that just keeps on giving.”
“I’m so excited,” said James Hanger, a tear-soaked, 46-year old openly gay Bronx resident and petroleum jelly salesman. “This means more to me than you could possibly imagine. I just don’t have the words to describe how I truly feel. I just love New York!”
In electing Christine Quinn, New York has climbed the pinnacle of the diversity ladder, proclaiming their status as the first gay city and setting an example for other city councils to climb out of the 19th century. The move demonstrates in the end that New York is still king of the diversity hill after all.
This could use a great picture ping!
Calm down, it's satire.
I think you've nailed it, RO. Thanks for reading and commenting. You summed it up nicely.
:)
I'm watching you Chris.. d;-)~'.'.
Believe me, I should not be compared to or with Bill Clinton. My FReeper name is bentfeather. Always has been always will be.
That's fine. Just as long as you're not tapping my phone. We're all right.
:)
So I guess it's politically unwise in NY to act normal...
"Yes......YES!!! Listen up, New York and America!!! We queers KNOOOOOOW what is best for YEEWWWWWWW! We will force you to submit to group-think and bad science. You WILL quit smoking or else. You WILL be gay and get AIDS and die a slow, agonizing death instead. AIDS is FAR better than cancer, don't you realize that????"
F**k these scum.
I thought Soddom was the first gay city?
I guess that's a good way to sum it up, S.
This is one of the reasons that Red State America looks at them and asks, "Don't you know how backward you are?"
Oh good lord......it's a put on. Damn it, would you posters save us who are time-constrained the time and freakin' SAY it's satire, damn it?
Soddom was. My fault. Thanks for pointing that out, Rebelbase.
:)
Yeah, but it was good stuff, RO.
Damn, I'm a sentimental mental case. ;-).
****
So I'm down and so I'm out
But so are many others
So I feel like tryin' to hide
My head 'neath these covers
Life is like the seasons
After winter comes the spring
So I'll keep this smile awhile
And see what tomorrow brings
I've been told and I believe
That life is meant for livin'
And even when my chips are low
There's still some left for givin'
I've been many places
Maybe not as far as you
So I think I'll stay awhile
And see if some dreams come true
There isn't much that I have learned
Through all my foolish years
Except that life keeps runnin' in cycles
First there's laughter, then those tears
But I'll keep my head up high
Although I'm kinda tired
My gal just up and left last week
Friday I got fired
You know its almost funny
But things can't get worse than now
So I'll keep on tryin' to sing
But please, just don't ask me how
I'm outside in the car in the front of your place, scarfing chinese food.. others are tapping the phone.. Nyah!..
Makes no difference.
What's with that??? Did this guy sit in his office all day staring at a life size picture of Catherine Zeta Jones? (pant, pant)
:-)
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.