Posted on 08/30/2005 4:48:27 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
The DUmmies NEVER fail to entertain. In their last Katrina thread, the DUmmies were defending the looters. Now they have gone completely OFF THE WALL with this self-explanatory THREAD titled, "Hurricane Katrina proves that Bush must be IMPEACHED, and NOW." Yes, I can just picture the impeachment proceedings. The same Democrats who loudly proclaimed that perjury is NOT grounds for impeachment will now put forth the proposition that failure to prevent a hurricane is an impeachable offense. Therefore, in the future, every president who happens to be an EVIL Republican will fear the appearance of tropical depressions in the Atlantic since some of them grow into hurricanes thus providing grounds for their impeachment. So let us analzye the Mental Front blowing out of DUmmieland in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who sat out Impeachable Offense Katrina, sipping white rum, is in the [brackets]:
Hurricane Katrina proves that Bush must be IMPEACHED, and NOW
[Bring on Barney Frank to make the case for impeachment! He's an expert on blowing winds.]
Just watch the FReepers howl: "Do the DUmmies think Bush can prevent hurricanes? Will they claim he LIHOP'ed Katrina like they claim he LIHOP'ed 9/11?"
[No. The Freepers will claim that Bush MIHOPed Katrina and watched the Storm Coverage at the local IHOP.]
No President can prevent a hurricane, but a competent President can prepare for the inevitable so that, when a natural disaster occurs, he can direct government relief agencies to respond accordingly. George W. Bush has proven, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that he is unfit to sit in the Oval Office.
[Bush should have sent relief trucks filled with food into the path of Katrina so all the chow could have been ruined by the flood waters.]
Because he is so obsessed with plundering Iraq on the behalf of Halliburton, Monsanto, and all the rest, the National Guardsmen who would have been on hand to help their fellow Louisianians are located half a globe away. So is their high-water equipment, which would be better served in the streets of New Orleans than in the damaged marshes of southern Iraq.
[Funny. I thought that the problem with the marshes in Iraq is that they LACK water due to drainage by Saddam to punish the Marsh Arabs. Of course, only EVIL Republicans purposely destroy the environment so perhaps there is some other explanation.]
Louisiana, Alabama, and Mississippi are hurting. Badly. And where is Bush now that the red states need him?
[Bush is having a grand time golfing with his Halliburton and Exxon buddies...at least in DUmmie Mythology.]
See? Thought so. Impeach this Coca-Cola cowboy now.
[The impeachment proceedings will take place at the DUmmie Sanitarium. And now let us hear the other DUmmies chime in on the heels of the comedy act of DUmmie derby378.]
In total agreement, derby. In fact, I was all for this action years ago!
[A soothsayer predicted the arrival of Katrina in 2003. Grounds for impeachment a couple of years ago.]
Puts the "War on Terror" in prospective, doesn't it? While we are chasing non-existant boogeymen in the ME (fattening the profits of the War Profiteers and Big Oil), we are in a much weaker position to deal with the true Terror - a natural disaster like Katrina. When will the idiots wake up and see this? A single storm of Katrina's size is more destruction by several orders of magnitude than a band of terrorists could ever hope to wreck on this country. If this doesn't underscore the conceptual ridiculousness of the WOT, nothing will.
[I'm surprised we don't greet Al Qaeda terrorists with comfy mats upon their arrival in the USA.]
He was golfing as Katrina was touching down... is this compassionate conservativism?? Attempting to make par while New Orleans floods??
[Or maybe, given the path of Katrina, he was only gulfing.]
Golfing, eating cake, strumming a guitar. I guess he was having fun on vacation.
[Playing Scrabble, whistling, web surfing, munching on Famous Amos, and performing a sacred Hopi Indian chant.]
That's the thing I, as just an unknown person out there, have been glued to the coverage and worried about those people out there. I can barely even get away from it for a few hours, so it's unfathomable to believe the president can just give it a 5 minute spot and 'go on with his life'. Sickening.
[It appears to me that rather than being glued to the coverage, you became UNGLUED years ago.]
For GOD'S SAKE! The hurricane hit RED STATES. I wonder how the Bush voters in them feel about his indifference?
[Bush personally didn't canoe to the flooded homes in the middle of the storm. RECKLESS INDIFFERENCE!!!]
All LIHOP/MIHOP all the time. He must stand trial in the Hague.
[All MENTAL/INSANE all the time.]
The nation is sick, diseased. It's leader is sick, diseased, and so the nation has become sickened and diseased. Sickened by denial of fundamental reality; strangled by secrecy and mass dysfunction on every level. The massacre of its environment, resources, it's very fundamental unity. Because the leader is sickened, diseased, the soul of the nation is sickened and diseased, starved by lies and dying because of a lost war a world away that is based on lies. The nation has become sickened, diseased.
[Thus spaketh a sickened, diseased mind.]
He COULD have prevented the hurricane Not all hurricanes, of course, but at least some of them... and lessened the impact of those that did happen. Much of the action that occurs in the Atlantic during hurricane season is Bush's fault. If he'd paid attention to the environment at all, there would be about 50% less hurricane activity in the Atlantic. And if he paid more attention to the Gulf Coast, New Orleans wouldn't be sinking at the rate of 3 feet a century. If Bush had any ability to lead in his head, he'd have had New Orleans shored up long ago.
[If Al Gore were president, he could have prevented Hurricane Katrina.]
Oh, boy, Mike. I had no idea the Military was working on controlling the weather. This is big. Why, we could control the world. We could also cool down Iraq and make Allegra a little more comfortable. Sheeesh. Nice save.
yeah....a cooler Iraq would be a happier Iraq LOL
I didn't save it, but I was the first to put it on my homepage.
Dead is the one who got it first.
"He [Bush] was golfing at 6 in the morning?"
Must have had an early tee time. ;-)
Raving, disconnected, nutwad, insane, demented, moonbat lefties. When will they answer for this kind of crap?
I ask you, when?
It might have been and we missed it. ;)
Amazing thread.
If we reverse global warming and the weather cools, "BushCo" will be blamed for Blizzards like we had 'back in the day.' They'll say it's so Haliburton can sell more heating oil.
Since we're getting blamed for it anyway, let's make the National Guard check the voter registration rolls before they hand out relief supplies. Republicans and Conservatives first, then registered voters, then everybody else.
probably...
the Mods have been on their toes and rightly so.
OK, DUmmies, you wanna play that game? Then it's Clinton's fault. He had 8 years to do something about this and did nothing.
answer for what?
Being weird?
I don't think they have anything to answer for, but they are a bit insane.
Pray for W and Our Freedom Fighters
It is stunning how impossibly stupid these people are. It is beyond belief how they possibly could come up with this hurricane being "Bushes fault"...I'm almost speachless at their complete 100% perfection of stupid.
Astoundingly stupid humans, devoid of any intelligence what so ever...how do they live like this?
On the other hand, perhaps we should go back and impeach every U.S. President from the beginning.
After all, there have been hurricanes since the beginning of time. It would only be "fair."
He can calm the winds and cause dry land to appear.
Umm does this member of your ant farm have any idea what he/she/it is saying? Are they now really crediting Bush with supernatural powers?
I wonder when they are going to start offering him first fruits and nubile virgin maidens. Wait, that was what they offered Clinton. That must be where they got the idea of the Deity-President.
These people are nuttier then a fruit cake. Or fruiter then a nut cake. Maybe both.
Arnold: "Nice shot Mr President. Right down the middle"
Bush: "Thanks. I made it happen on purpose."
Together: "MIHOP!! Hahahahahahahaha!"
That has GOT to be a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL, that is just too off the wall.
Especially that bit about shoring up New Orleans. They probably swallowed that whole.
Nah, I say let'em go right over the edge. After they do, we can always find something else to entertain ourselves with.
The thread listed legal and illegal drugs. Some were on both. lol
Is it possible that DUmmies try to come up with loonier statements than the last offered as kind of a game.
No,they are just simple.
"And if he paid more attention to the Gulf Coast, New Orleans wouldn't be sinking at the rate of 3 feet a century. If Bush had any ability to lead in his head, he'd have had New Orleans shored up long ago."
Well, DUmmie. I guess since this problem started at least a century ago, we have to place most of the blame on President Bush's great grandfather, Samuel Prescott Bush.
He was the one who LIHOP/MIHOP/???IHOP and started the whole "Bush Evil Empire" thing, years and years ago. If only he would have somehow grown up a compassionate DemocRAT. He would have personally been out there with a shovel and a pail and built the world's largest dam. Thus protecting the entire U.S. Coastline all by himself. He could have prevented all this from happening, if he weren't so evil.
Yep, evil. Pure evil, those Bushes. (And according to you DUmmies, quite the visionaries)
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