DUmmie FUnnies 08-30-05 ("Hurricane Katrina proves that Bush must be IMPEACHED, and NOW")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 30, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Bahbah]

Oh, boy, Mike. I had no idea the Military was working on controlling the weather. This is big. Why, we could control the world. We could also cool down Iraq and make Allegra a little more comfortable. Sheeesh. Nice save.

[MikefromOhio]

yeah....a cooler Iraq would be a happier Iraq LOL

I didn't save it, but I was the first to put it on my homepage.

Dead is the one who got it first.

[Purrcival]

"He [Bush] was golfing at 6 in the morning?"

Must have had an early tee time. ;-)

[decal]

"If Jefferson hadn't made the Louisiana Purchase, we could blame this on the French!"

Oh, yeah, that's right...dirty scum-sucking Toussaint L 'Ouverture and the Haitians (HAITIANS!) had to kick the French out and force Nappy to get some cash fast.

[alarm rider]

Raving, disconnected, nutwad, insane, demented, moonbat lefties. When will they answer for this kind of crap?

I ask you, when?

[DJ MacWoW]

I am honestly amazed I hadn't seen it posted on FR yet from our resident moonbats.

It might have been and we missed it. ;)

[Ostlandr]

Amazing thread.
If we reverse global warming and the weather cools, "BushCo" will be blamed for Blizzards like we had 'back in the day.' They'll say it's so Haliburton can sell more heating oil.
Since we're getting blamed for it anyway, let's make the National Guard check the voter registration rolls before they hand out relief supplies. Republicans and Conservatives first, then registered voters, then everybody else.

[MikefromOhio]

probably...

the Mods have been on their toes and rightly so.

[Purrcival]

."And if he paid more attention to the Gulf Coast, New Orleans wouldn't be sinking at the rate of 3 feet a century. If Bush had any ability to lead in his head, he'd have had New Orleans shored up long ago."

OK, DUmmies, you wanna play that game? Then it's Clinton's fault. He had 8 years to do something about this and did nothing.

[MikefromOhio]

answer for what?

Being weird?

I don't think they have anything to answer for, but they are a bit insane.

[bray]

Wonder what Chris Mathews' Screen Name is???

Pray for W and Our Freedom Fighters

[GRRRRR]

It is stunning how impossibly stupid these people are. It is beyond belief how they possibly could come up with this hurricane being "Bushes fault"...I'm almost speachless at their complete 100% perfection of stupid.

Astoundingly stupid humans, devoid of any intelligence what so ever...how do they live like this?

[Budge]

Dear God in Heaven, these people NEVER cease to amaze me with their absolute stupidity!

On the other hand, perhaps we should go back and impeach every U.S. President from the beginning.

After all, there have been hurricanes since the beginning of time. It would only be "fair."

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

And if he paid more attention to the Gulf Coast, New Orleans wouldn't be sinking at the rate of 3 feet a century.

He can calm the winds and cause dry land to appear.

Umm does this member of your ant farm have any idea what he/she/it is saying? Are they now really crediting Bush with supernatural powers?

I wonder when they are going to start offering him first fruits and nubile virgin maidens. Wait, that was what they offered Clinton. That must be where they got the idea of the Deity-President.

These people are nuttier then a fruit cake. Or fruiter then a nut cake. Maybe both.

[Roscoe Karns]

Bush and friend golf in the face of impending impeachment
In your face moonbats!

Arnold: "Nice shot Mr President. Right down the middle"
Bush: "Thanks. I made it happen on purpose."
Together: "MIHOP!! Hahahahahahahaha!"

[pigsmith]

"And if he paid more attention to the Gulf Coast, New Orleans wouldn't be sinking at the rate of 3 feet a century. If Bush had any ability to lead in his head, he'd have had New Orleans shored up long ago."

That has GOT to be a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL, that is just too off the wall.

Especially that bit about shoring up New Orleans. They probably swallowed that whole.

[pigsmith]

Nah, I say let'em go right over the edge. After they do, we can always find something else to entertain ourselves with.

[DJ MacWoW]

Whatever they are, they aren't strong enough.

The thread listed legal and illegal drugs. Some were on both. lol

[carlr]

He COULD have prevented the hurricane Not all hurricanes, of course, but at least some of them... and lessened the impact of those that did happen. Much of the action that occurs in the Atlantic during hurricane season is Bush's fault. If he'd paid attention to the environment at all, there would be about 50% less hurricane activity in the Atlantic.

Is it possible that DUmmies try to come up with loonier statements than the last offered as kind of a game.

No,they are just simple.

[Nasher]

"And if he paid more attention to the Gulf Coast, New Orleans wouldn't be sinking at the rate of 3 feet a century. If Bush had any ability to lead in his head, he'd have had New Orleans shored up long ago."

Well, DUmmie. I guess since this problem started at least a century ago, we have to place most of the blame on President Bush's great grandfather, Samuel Prescott Bush.

He was the one who LIHOP/MIHOP/???IHOP and started the whole "Bush Evil Empire" thing, years and years ago. If only he would have somehow grown up a compassionate DemocRAT. He would have personally been out there with a shovel and a pail and built the world's largest dam. Thus protecting the entire U.S. Coastline all by himself. He could have prevented all this from happening, if he weren't so evil.

Yep, evil. Pure evil, those Bushes. (And according to you DUmmies, quite the visionaries)