DUmmie FUnnies 08-30-05 ("Hurricane Katrina proves that Bush must be IMPEACHED, and NOW")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 30, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[wideawake]

The nation is sick, diseased. It's leader is sick, diseased, and so the nation has become sickened and diseased. Sickened by denial of fundamental reality; strangled by secrecy and mass dysfunction on every level. The massacre of its environment, resources, it's very fundamental unity. Because the leader is sickened, diseased, the soul of the nation is sickened and diseased, starved by lies and dying because of a lost war a world away that is based on lies. The nation has become sickened, diseased.

Using the words "sick" and "diseased" 12 times in an 80 word stretch.

This kind of repetitiveness is often associated with psychiatric difficulties.

No doubt the author thought this was the height of eloquence.

[varyouga]

Here we go again!

[SCALEMAN]

Oh, I used to dream of playing from the rough. I have to play from the sand, leaves, pine needles, cart parths, and shallow creeks. Now that is manly golf!

Sounds like a Suthen playa. Just remember there is no such thing as a lost ball. If it cannot be found it should be ruled "temorarily displaced" with no penalty. This is because at some point it will be found and then will be ruled "stolen".

[Paradox]

The democrats and the left WILL try to pin this on Bush, just as they did with Andrew when they blamed his father for a lack of action on his part (It was actually the fault of then Governer Chiles, a medicated Democrat, but I'll withold details)..

Its a silly game they have been getting away with for decades.

[Paradox]

Save your crocodile tears, you ugly drooling unbathed bags of subhuman DU dirt. You don't care about the "red states" or any of the people in them any more than you care about last month's folder of kiddie porn. As with that, human suffering only interests you so long as it's useful.

Awesomeness! Too bad I can't condense that into a tagline.. sweet!

[varyouga]

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[epow]

Golfing, eating cake, strumming a guitar. I guess he was having fun on vacation.

Just what would the DUmmies have him do about an approaching hurricane? I suppose he could have helicoptered over to New Orleans, stood on the shore and ordered Katrina to go back, sort of like old King Canute ordering the tide not to come in. That didn't work out so well for old Canute, and even though Bush is a praying man I kinda doubt that Katrina would have turned around and headed for Venezuela on his orders.

Here's an idea for DUmmies, next time a hurricane approaches they can all close their eyes and go "ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm", "ommmmmmmmmmmmm" in unison until it goes away.

[arizonarachel]

He COULD have prevented the hurricane Not all hurricanes, of course, but at least some of them... and lessened the impact of those that did happen. Much of the action that occurs in the Atlantic during hurricane season is Bush's fault. If he'd paid attention to the environment at all, there would be about 50% less hurricane activity in the Atlantic. And if he paid more attention to the Gulf Coast, New Orleans wouldn't be sinking at the rate of 3 feet a century. If Bush had any ability to lead in his head, he'd have had New Orleans shored up long ago.

You HAVE GOT to be kidding me, PJ! This wasn't actually posted, you had to have made this up. It's too looney toones!

[epow]

Skinner usually deletes such referecnes, trying very hard to make DUh appear at least marginally sane.

Poor Skinner, he lost that battle the day his site went on line. He would have had more luck trying to steer Katrina away from the gulf coast by brain wave telepathy, as some of the DUmmies apparently believe Bush should have done.

[justshutupandtakeit]

Here are the thoughts of some of your friends who also want Bush impeached.

[Map Kernow]

Here are the thoughts of some of your friends who also want Bush impeached.

Take a hike. If you want to debate me on the Farah/impeachment thread, I've answered all your posts, and I've done so a damn sight more civilly than you've responded to mine. If you're going to take your quarrel with me over to another thread, and claim with no support that I "support Cindi" or allege Bush is responsible for Katrina, I will consider it personal abuse fit to report. Knock it off.

[justshutupandtakeit]

Not quite GW the first is off the hook since we didn't have New Orleans when he was around. Blame Napoleon.

[justshutupandtakeit]

Jellyfish got asses? Wow.

[MoochPooch]

"Golfing, eating cake, strumming a guitar. I guess he was having fun on vacation."


I'll match this any day with the antics of Sheehan & Co. while the hurricane was going on. But does this "writer" mention that? Nooooooooooo!

Apparently, Bush cut his vacation short & hurried over to New Orleans once he heard how devastating it was. And sent in federal aid. Must have been disappointing to Cindy, who suddenly lost her spot in the limelight.

[justshutupandtakeit]

Hey these moonbat comments are no less looney than those advocating impeachment on the other threads. I'm just trying to make you some new friends and allies.

[MoochPooch]

"I swear to God, parents of DU'ers must kill themselves in their thousands every day after the horrific realization dawns on them that they have brought such ignorant monsters into a once decent world."


Your post left me reeling with laughter. People here at work pass by and tell me, "Boy, don't you look happy."

On a serious note, though, I honestly think the children of these parents have high suicide rates. Can you imagine any one them growing old? I can't.

[lOKKI]

I resent the idea that George Bush was responsible for the problems in New Orleans, and I resent the idea that George Washington could have prevented them:

If only someone had stopped Columbus, America wouldn't be in this shape today!

New Orleans would still be green and peaceful, home to all the animals and creatures of the natural environment there.

If it hadn't been for Columbus, there wouldn't be any Republicans in power now!

[PJ-Comix]

Busy right now but will do a DUFU edition tomorrow to carry over the Labor Day Weekend. BTW, someone I know is building me a computer that I will get in October. It will have XP-Pro. Then maybe I can do some blogcasting.

[Dominic Harr]

More fodder for your cannon:

I saw this thread there discussing Hugo Chavez's criticism of Bush:

• 2. Let's face it: we'd be 100x better off with Chavez as POTUS than Bush.

• 3. Hugo should run for office here.

• 11. For crying out loud ... This guy is the best Democrat the party never had.

• 19. I'm really digging Chavez
  I'm sure he's not the worlds perfect leader but compared to our commander cuckoobananas he's definately miles ahead!
  Bush was given the warnings about this Hurricane but choose to "fiddle his violin" while the rest waited

• 20. Chevez for President of US
  I love the way he slames the Chimp.
  He tells it like it is and he seems like a leader.
  That is something we need, a LEADER.