why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)

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[jj_fate]

why do people keep banning me everytime I put up interesting articles? I work for a website I think some of you are familiar with called phantirath weekly world news and each time we put somthing up on FR no matter how conservative it is it keeps getting banned. Whats the matter with it?! Damn man what are you marxist socialists communists? I just got a call this mroning from a Juwish friend of mine who said that you banned an important article about Zionism and Noam Federman and about how we were to support israel. I thought you guys supported Juws and others like him!? I mean you know that god is going to punish you if you dont support them and others like Noam Federman who are being downtrodden by the leftists and the Arabs! EVEN Pat Buchanan would be outraged by this! The Juws are wonderful people who have been a blessing to this nation and other nations in the world! Why is it you hypocrites complain about bias and then you shut us up just because you dont agree with us!? Who made you god and told us what we had to do anyway! This website has got to be the most fascist naziast place ive ever been! The Juws will win someday and when the Arabs are gone and when the Juws and rightous gentils go up top you will be atr the bottom! I demand an explanation for why you are doing this to me and my boss and the Juws!

[Monkey Face]

"I'm used to hearing, "Umm.. just WHOSE chest is that you're clutching?"

But the person in charge of bustin' on me like that is unavailable anymore.:

Some of us are not too "particular" --- at least, when we are sober...

[Darksheare]

Hello!

[Monkey Face]

Hey Girl!

Are you rested?

[NicknamedBob]

I am humbly appreciative, Sire.

(You did ask...)


Mmm Face, you asked, "is nothing sacred?" The answer is no, nothing is sacred.

I have written poems about the sacred, (and books about the profane.)
I have written poems about nothing.
I have written poems about "is".

I can write a poem about any subject ... except King Prout.

The King is not a subject.

[Darkchylde]

*Tarzan like call followed by painful sounding crash*
I'm fine! *flicks strange bug off shoulder* Really.
Halloo halloo.

[King Prout]

I can write a poem about any subject ... except King Prout. The King is not a subject.

well, some folks tell me there is a King of Kings, so...

[King Prout]

Chesty Puller, dat you?

[Darksheare]

For somne odd reason I am reminded of a song lyric by a little known band called 'Into Another'...

[Monkey Face]

"I can write a poem about any subject ... except King Prout."

I noticed. Clever man, you! I am in awe. I may disagree with what you say, but I will....(you know the rest)

:-)

[Monkey Face]

"For somne odd reason I am reminded of a song lyric by a little known band called 'Into Another'..."

Do I dare ask????

[Monkey Face]

(Um...erase that...)

[NicknamedBob]

The Price to Pay

We have a journey coming. The path is marked for you.
You’ve all received instructions in the things you have to do.
Don’t worry about the payment. Your fare’s been paid in full.
It took a little influence, but we know Someone with pull.

You may have had a chance sometime, to give some kids a ride.
I’m sure it made you feel real good, somewhere deep inside.
How generous could you have been to pay the price in pain?
Could you have had the courage to go back again and again?

A million times? A billion? Ten billion ... even more?
We can’t conceive the suffering, or the purpose it was for.
The passage has been paid for us, but something’s still not fair.
You still owe a debt of gratitude that can’t be paid by prayer.

You can pay this debt to others who may need something from you,
Pay it forward, if you will, when you see that it’s come due.
The ones who need are needy. Some even carry signs.
Be careful though to choose your path, there are so many lines.

Do not fall prey to giving, just for the giving’s sake.
The proper way to lend your help will give your back an ache.
And blisters could show up on those oh-so-soft hands you have,
Be comforted that where you’re bound, there will be healing salve.


NicknamedBob . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . June 25, 2004

[Monkey Face]

Hey.

Is Arafat dead or just "on ice" until a successor can be found?

[Darksheare]

Ummm.. too late.
It's the END part of the song.


Into Another - T.A.I.L.

It is a pity that she never sees
So many faces he hides from her
And he is as amphibious as they come
And as they come he iis promising her everything
Everything
Oh, if she only knew everything
And he thinks he is so pretty, but he never sees
His own reflection staring right back at him
The water's always rippling
Shimmering

And I won't see things his way
No, Idon't know him
I don't owe him anything

She loves him
He's not there
Amphibious
Everywhere
Everywhere

She wants to leave
And she wants to believe the countless lies he tells her
And she tells a few herself
But, let me say in her defense
She lies in self defense
It is a pity that she's never been to many places
He hides from her
He says he loves her
Yeah
He tells us all that
[yeah]

When she wakes uo
She'll leave
Leave
She's gonna leave him
Leave him

She loves him
He's not there
He is
Amphibious
Everywhere
Everywhere
Everywhere

It's not the mere fact that she's reptilian
Though you'd think that it would be
Wouldn't you?
It's in teh way he takes
The way she gives so willingly
As they've done all their lives

She loves him
He's not there
He is
Amphibious
Everywhere
You know she'll wait there
Or anywhere
And everywhere
Anywhere
Everywhere
Everywhere
Everywhere

[Darksheare]

Could've been worse.
Could have been this song:

Into Another - 'May I?'

May I Love you madly
like a boy?
Kiss you sadly?
Feed you tears and drink your skin?
Invite myself right in?
May I?

Her
Half-child voice falls on my head like warmest ocean waves
GENTLY and deliberately drowning me
And WILLINGLY I drown.

If I ask politely
Will you watch as I die nightly?
Would you think me TACTLESS if I act LESS like the man I am?
May I?

Her
Half-closed eyes like those,
on a tired TIGERESS.
Gently and deliberately melt my BULLETPROOF MIRRORSHADES
AND
Knowingly
Lovingly
Peer inside at MY REAL EYES
And I can't help but SMILE
No I can't help.
-tigeress-

Would you think me thoughtless
If I thought less of myself from time to time,
Or if I knowingly, willingly lost what's left of my MIND
Oh, I can't help but smile
No, I can't help.

[Monkey Face]

Ah. I can see you are a rare gem with many facets...

[Monkey Face]

I think I am hearing music that isn't really there, and the words are all mangled in my brain.

But yah -- it works!

:-)

Thanks!

[Monkey Face]

The headache is making the right side of my head seem really hugh, so I am going to bed...this sucks.

Later all. Take care.

Maybe it needs to be stuned with a beeber...(anyone?)

[Monkey Face]

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[Monkey Face]

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