why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)

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[jj_fate]

why do people keep banning me everytime I put up interesting articles? I work for a website I think some of you are familiar with called phantirath weekly world news and each time we put somthing up on FR no matter how conservative it is it keeps getting banned. Whats the matter with it?! Damn man what are you marxist socialists communists? I just got a call this mroning from a Juwish friend of mine who said that you banned an important article about Zionism and Noam Federman and about how we were to support israel. I thought you guys supported Juws and others like him!? I mean you know that god is going to punish you if you dont support them and others like Noam Federman who are being downtrodden by the leftists and the Arabs! EVEN Pat Buchanan would be outraged by this! The Juws are wonderful people who have been a blessing to this nation and other nations in the world! Why is it you hypocrites complain about bias and then you shut us up just because you dont agree with us!? Who made you god and told us what we had to do anyway! This website has got to be the most fascist naziast place ive ever been! The Juws will win someday and when the Arabs are gone and when the Juws and rightous gentils go up top you will be atr the bottom! I demand an explanation for why you are doing this to me and my boss and the Juws!

[Monkey Face]

Last post?

[NicknamedBob]

Ode to Lung-Butter

(-Cough-) Lung-butter, my lament,
I must hope not Heaven-sent.
Hackers all, when this we find,
As evidence of daily grind.

That’s where germs exist, you know,
Not out in the pristine snow,
Or on the beaches, in the Sun,
But where we go to get work done.

Work is a word phlegmatic spat,
But clearly where the germs are at.
We start out healthy, when we rise,
To greet the world with shining eyes,

And then to work we make our way,
To find our “Buddy” there that day,
Who doesn’t wish to waste sick leave,
Not while his nose can find his sleeve.

Bio-weapons may be rare,
But one can find them in the air.
One finds in his proximity,
A walking weapons factory.

So thus it is on our way home,
We find our lungs may seek to roam,
Our head stuffed up like ripened plum,
And where is all that pudding from?

Just put a sign up where you work,
“If you get sick, don’t be a Jerk!
Please keep your butt home in your bed,
You won’t get paid if you end up dead!”

NicknamedBob . . . . November 6, 2004

[Monkey Face]

Jeez...is nothing sacred??

(I somehow KNEW it would be you who wrote The Odious Ode..)

[Darksheare]

It is MINE!
*evil laughter cutting off into a coughing fit*

[Monkey Face]

WHAT is?

[Darksheare]

*CLutches chest, gasps, and falls over while still clutching chest*

[Monkey Face]

I haven't had a cold or the flu in 16 years, so I somehow just can't quite get excited by this Ode...






I can't (thankfully) relate.

[Monkey Face]

You're good. Wish I could actually SEE the theatrics...I suspect I would fall on the floor from laughing so hard. At the least, I would no doubt wet my pants....maybe both.

[Darksheare]

We have been set up us the bomb!

[Darksheare]

Hey!
I just noticed this.
Ya actually got King's head to 'splode!
(Takes some skill and talent I hear!)

Is there some kind of prize available for that?

[Darksheare]

List is updated on my mirror of it.

[King Prout]

F***ing BRILLIANT!

We dub thee Our Poet Laureate!

[Darksheare]

I'm used to hearing, "Umm.. just WHOSE chest is that you're clutching?"

But the person in charge of bustin' on me like that is unavailable anymore.

[King Prout]

prize?

have you seen "Tremors"?

the "new paint job" is the prize ;)

[Darksheare]

*looks at hthing in hands*
Whatever this thing is..
Dunno what it does.

[Darksheare]

*shuddering*

Okers.

[tiamat]

Darksheare wrote:


Hey!
I just noticed this.
Ya actually got King's head to 'splode!
(Takes some skill and talent I hear!)

Is there some kind of prize available for that?

---

If there is, nobody told ME.

(Hi, Darks! )

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Just put a sign up where you work,
“If you get sick, don’t be a Jerk!
Please keep your butt home in your bed,
You won’t get paid if you end up dead!”

Indeed. We have two women in the office with kids who are little germ factories. They stay home when the kiddies are sick (as is proper) and then after the kids are better and they have caught the new and improved version they drag into the office to share the joy.

It has traveled from department to department and this morning I awoke with a nasty cough. Oh bliss! I went in to work anyway, nobody else is there on a Saturday, but come Monday if I am worse I am staying home where I belong.

[international american]

"And then to work we make our way,
To find our “Buddy” there that day,
Who doesn’t wish to waste sick leave,
Not while his nose can find his sleeve."

ROTFLMAO!

[Monkey Face]

Good for you! :-)