why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)

why do people keep banning me everytime I put up interesting articles? I work for a website I think some of you are familiar with called phantirath weekly world news and each time we put somthing up on FR no matter how conservative it is it keeps getting banned. Whats the matter with it?! Damn man what are you marxist socialists communists? I just got a call this mroning from a Juwish friend of mine who said that you banned an important article about Zionism and Noam Federman and about how we were to support israel. I thought you guys supported Juws and others like him!? I mean you know that god is going to punish you if you dont support them and others like Noam Federman who are being downtrodden by the leftists and the Arabs! EVEN Pat Buchanan would be outraged by this! The Juws are wonderful people who have been a blessing to this nation and other nations in the world! Why is it you hypocrites complain about bias and then you shut us up just because you dont agree with us!? Who made you god and told us what we had to do anyway! This website has got to be the most fascist naziast place ive ever been! The Juws will win someday and when the Arabs are gone and when the Juws and rightous gentils go up top you will be atr the bottom! I demand an explanation for why you are doing this to me and my boss and the Juws!

Fat comic book vendor from "The Simpsons":

E-mo-ti-con. The fat, lonely, comic book salesman's substitute for human companionship. Aaaaah.

(Fat comic book guy tries to get out of his swivel chair. Fails miserably at this task. Logs back onto "Xena Warrior Princess" chat room.

3,306 posted on 07/05/2004 9:13:17 AM PDT by The Scourge of Yazid (This message paid for by the committee to elect Alan Keyes to something...anything really.)

Dean Wermer: Find me a way to revoke Delta's charter. Put Needermeyer on it - he's a sneaky little sh!t, just like you, right?
(cut to Greg's face, look of confused displeased assimilation. cut back to Dean)
The time has come for someone to put his foot down. Ant that foot... is ME.

(I admit it - you have me beat: I do not have memorized whole passages of dialogue)

3,307 posted on 07/05/2004 9:14:21 AM PDT by King Prout (Viggo Bozodozeus is your friend... Viggo Bozodozeus deserves all trust... submit to Viggo Bozodozeus)

Fair warning, Lavrenti: I haven't even begun to use all the arrows in my quiver! So, you might as well submit now, before it gets ugly (Aunt Edna ugly) and tell me.

3,309 posted on 07/05/2004 9:15:15 AM PDT by King Prout (Viggo Bozodozeus is your friend... Viggo Bozodozeus deserves all trust... submit to Viggo Bozodozeus)

I probably have some pics, somewhere.

But nobody really wants to see what I looked like in high school. It was the 1980's...

3,311 posted on 07/05/2004 9:16:17 AM PDT by King Prout (Viggo Bozodozeus is your friend... Viggo Bozodozeus deserves all trust... submit to Viggo Bozodozeus)

Eric 'Otter' Stratton: Mine's bigger.
Marion Wormer: [looks questioningly at him]
Eric 'Otter' Stratton: My cucumber. It's bigger.
Eric 'Otter' Stratton: I think vegetables can be very sensuous, don't you?
Marion Wormer: No, vegetables are sensual. People are sensuous.
Eric 'Otter' Stratton: Right. Sensual. That's what I meant. My name's Eric Stratton. People call me Otter.
Marion Wormer: My name's Marion. People call me Mrs. Wormer.
Eric 'Otter' Stratton: Oh, we have a Dean Wormer at Faber.
Marion Wormer: How interesting. I have a husband named Dean Wormer at Faber. Still want to show me your cucumber?

Clorette De Pasto: Dad! Mom, Dad, this is Larry Kroger. The boy who molested me last month? We have to get married.

this is the thrad that never ends...
it just goes on and on my WHOA! I WANT that self-nuke emoticon!

3,314 posted on 07/05/2004 9:17:29 AM PDT by King Prout (Viggo Bozodozeus is your friend... Viggo Bozodozeus deserves all trust... submit to Viggo Bozodozeus)

3,315 posted on 07/05/2004 9:18:06 AM PDT by King Prout (Viggo Bozodozeus is your friend... Viggo Bozodozeus deserves all trust... submit to Viggo Bozodozeus)

HEY!

Just because I can't count don't mean I ain' smart, ya know!

I'm not as dumb as day say ya know! I ain't stupid! I'M SMART!

Or something along those lines.

3,316 posted on 07/05/2004 9:18:14 AM PDT by The Scourge of Yazid (This message paid for by the committee to elect Alan Keyes to something...anything really.)

3,318 posted on 07/05/2004 9:19:17 AM PDT by King Prout (Viggo Bozodozeus is your friend... Viggo Bozodozeus deserves all trust... submit to Viggo Bozodozeus)

Marion Wormer: You can take your thumb out of my ass any time now, Carmine.

I think you've managed to, inadvertently perhaps, sum up the inexplicable nature - the very core of the being, if you will - of this thread, with those few lines from a bad movie.

In return, I give you this to ponder, from The Crow (1994):
Brandon Lee: Victims... aren't we all?

3,320 posted on 07/05/2004 9:21:10 AM PDT by King Prout (Viggo Bozodozeus is your friend... Viggo Bozodozeus deserves all trust... submit to Viggo Bozodozeus)

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