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Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 025
News ^ | 01/29/02 | Unkinown

Posted on 10/01/2002 12:40:27 AM PDT by acnielsen guy

THREAD 025



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TOPICS: Arts/Photography; Astronomy; Chit/Chat; Dimensional Doorway; Food; Humor; Miscellaneous; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
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To: acnielsen guy
Our link is amazing today, AC. I was never that creative with my Legos. ;-)
781 posted on 10/17/2002 7:51:03 AM PDT by Kathleen
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To: grannie9
Thanks for the fall pic, Gran. Autumn is so bland here, I really enjoy your foliage pics.

LOL at your story. Youth and skill are no match for old age and treachery. ;-)

782 posted on 10/17/2002 7:54:47 AM PDT by Kathleen
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To: Neets
Hey Toots, you have a safe trip. Let Bit know that we're thinking about him. Did you get your puppy yet?
783 posted on 10/17/2002 7:57:11 AM PDT by Kathleen
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To: Kathleen
Back from the laundry room... Have some time to play before lunch.. Then sometime I have to get that apple pie made.. Thank ghod for leftovers for supper..

Beautiful sunny day out there today.. I should be taking pics, but damn it feels cold with that wind.. Maybe I'll sneak out the side front door here and take a pic of that beautiful yellow maple that is showing in my window right now.. brb..;)
784 posted on 10/17/2002 8:27:27 AM PDT by grannie9
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To: grannie9
Ooooh, I look forward to seeing your tree. I love maples, they are so pretty in the fall.
785 posted on 10/17/2002 8:45:49 AM PDT by Kathleen
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To: Kathleen
Al fixing the cupola.

My pics of the maple came out rotten.. Will have to wait until the sun is better..


786 posted on 10/17/2002 9:05:37 AM PDT by grannie9
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To: grannie9
Al's a cutie, Gran. ;-)
787 posted on 10/17/2002 9:08:33 AM PDT by Kathleen
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To: Kathleen
Thanks sweetie...I'm LATER this afternoon..after 5 more than likely, but I'll give my sweetie pie your best!!! I'll be checking in through the weekend, as we don't have much planned other than a birthday dinner squeezed in either friday or saturday.
788 posted on 10/17/2002 9:20:56 AM PDT by Neets
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To: Neets; everyone
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789 posted on 10/17/2002 9:38:03 AM PDT by lodwick
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To: All
Short version of the latest shooter press conference: forget everything you've heard about vehicles, or anything reported as being seen by the witnesses. In fact, forget everything you've heard this week. Grrrrr....

BBL, I'm off to zig-zag my way around what is becoming normal life down here. /rant off
790 posted on 10/17/2002 9:38:59 AM PDT by Kathleen
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To: Kathleen; yall
Breaking news from the Moose


791 posted on 10/17/2002 10:57:08 AM PDT by lodwick
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To: Kathleen
One pic of the Maple for you Kath..

This is the one outside my puter room..


792 posted on 10/17/2002 11:19:39 AM PDT by grannie9
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To: Kathleen
Isn't that the truth..> omg.. Who is running this show..?
793 posted on 10/17/2002 11:22:35 AM PDT by grannie9
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To: grannie9
Another beauty from NH - thanks for bringing it.

Tell BigAl to get the heck off the roof before he breaks his dome, or something. Be careful up there Al.
794 posted on 10/17/2002 11:25:49 AM PDT by lodwick
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To: lodwick; grannie9
You guys are too much. {{smooch}}

Loddy, that is the funniest thing I've seen since this nightmare began. LOL Thanks, I needed that. ;-)

Gran, the pic of your maple is spectacular. And it's about to become wallpaper. ;-)
795 posted on 10/17/2002 11:50:51 AM PDT by Kathleen
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To: grannie9
hey! how do you take a pic like that with a digital cam?

There was an amazing Moon over the valley across the street from me the other day, and I have nothing on my camera excpet a big white ball in the middle of a black background.

See my profile for the single best picture I have ever taken in my life (of my little angels)

If wish I could remember how to post it here.
796 posted on 10/17/2002 11:56:13 AM PDT by Mr. K
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To: Mr. K
OMG... those pics of yours are adorable.. What a darling three-some.. Your not too bad either.. lol

That pic of the twins is a winner for sure.. Good job..
797 posted on 10/17/2002 12:04:55 PM PDT by grannie9
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To: Mr. K; All
Posted on 10/17/2002 12:04 PM Central by Living Free in NH


A Delta flight has landed at Logan after a passenger reported hearing a beeping sound coming from an overhead storage bin. All the passengers were evacuated safely. Emergency personnel checked the overhead bin, and removed a pair of sneakers which investigators are now examining

798 posted on 10/17/2002 12:05:18 PM PDT by lodwick
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To: Mr. K
If you mean the pic of the day? I didn't take that. I found it on fotki. I steal them..lol I think it's somewhere in Russia..
799 posted on 10/17/2002 12:06:48 PM PDT by grannie9
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To: lodwick
Yes.. its was a pair of kids tennis shoes.. The kind that light up? What are we living thru here??? Good ghod!!
800 posted on 10/17/2002 12:08:03 PM PDT by grannie9
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