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Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 025
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| 01/29/02
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Posted on 10/01/2002 12:40:27 AM PDT by acnielsen guy
THREAD 025
Dregs and Flakes
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TOPICS: Arts/Photography; Astronomy; Chit/Chat; Dimensional Doorway; Food; Humor; Miscellaneous; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: arts; astronomy; chat; dd; food; humor; misc; pets; weird
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To: grannie9
I see my catlic school credentials get me nowhere in this crowd...;-)
To: Kathleen
It lowers you in my eyes, Plaster Caster.. I knew too many girls that went to Catlic shoooooooooool.. ;) My mother wouldn't let me play with them.. lol lol lol
To: grannie9
Just in case, unlist yer phone number in CC ;-)Oh, and switch mailbox's with your neighbour!!
To: grannie9
My mother didn't either.Ah, the bigotry of a long lost era, when our parents and grandparents were so much more virtuous than us ;-)
To: habs4ever
Ah hah... it is darlin.. it is.. ;)
To: habs4ever
Whatchamean? I'm still virtuous.. male slut!
To: grannie9
Arrivederci baby! I have to go out for a spell, be back in a few hours.Tell Al to load up on some pellets so he can pick off them crows from the patio.Give the fart something to do instad of getting in your way in the kitchen.
You could also let him him know that you may have new "friends" in CC!! LOL
To: habs4ever
I hate you so much I could sh!t.... It's an old song..;)
To: habs4ever
Oh by the way.. The sauce is delicious.. Thanks..
To: Kathleen

Resting for a minute or two..
To: grannie9
I'm still virtuous This is debatable, Gran, don't you think? Women of virtue don't have barns equipped such as yours... ;-)
To: grannie9
Absolutely gorgeous pic, Gran. Thanks. ;-)
To: Kathleen
It was taken from the top of Mt. Washington..
To: Kathleen
This is debatable, Gran, don't you think? Women of virtue don't have barns equipped such as yours... ;-) They don't? Hmmmmmm.... I'll have to think on this..ayah..
To: grannie9; Kathleen; Neets; yall
Speaking of virtue:
MEN'S ENGLISH:
I am hungry = I am hungry
I am sleepy = I am sleepy
I am tired = I am tired
Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
I love you = Let's have sex now
I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
What's wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question
May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex with you
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you within the next 3 mins
Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then I'd like to have sex with you
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posted on
10/09/2002 3:01:16 PM PDT
by
lodwick
To: grannie9
Mt. Washington is amazing. Hubby and I drove to the top once while visiting the in-laws when they lived in NH. Had to get away for awhile. Unfortunately in my haste to flee, I forgot to bring a sweater with me...brrrrrrrr...nearly froze my pumpkins. ;-)
To: lodwick
Good one, Loddy. And so true. :-)
To: Kathleen; grannie9
Fair and balanced from StrangeCosmos:
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
We need... = I want...
I am sorry = you'll be sorry
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like
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10/09/2002 3:35:44 PM PDT
by
lodwick
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10/09/2002 4:12:05 PM PDT
by
lodwick
To: lodwick
For a moment, I was thinking of a chauffeur, but if only Teddy had done that instead of trying to cross a bridge when blitzed...
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