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10 signs that you are bombing on a date
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| 3-28-2002
| Shawn Croft
Posted on 03/28/2002 8:48:20 PM PST by Hillary's Lovely Legs
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To: Tall_Texan
You should have told her 'Thanks for the hint but I like to find those things out for myself.'
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posted on
03/29/2002 4:54:27 AM PST
by
ProudGOP
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
Already posted
Here in General Interest
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posted on
03/29/2002 4:57:33 AM PST
by
Pharmboy
To: Pharmboy
Thanks, looks like that was posted 6 hours after this one. Their search feature must not work.
To: Tall_Texan
"I want you to know I've had my breasts reduced." she was probably telling you so that you wouldn't be shocked by seeing her scars. Really, there is no good time to mention something like that. But I think she did jump the gun.
To: Tall_Texan
"It shrinks?"
"Like a frightened turtle."
To: rabidralph
I have had men tell me that they were wearing toupees. Trust me, if you are wearing a rug and announce it, it's the only thing we will be staring at all night.
To: mountaineer
" I don't know how you guys put up with those things"
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
My first date with this woman
bombed because I couldn't read her body language.
To: martin_fierro
I think she's giving the finger!
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
You notice her crawling on the floor on the other side of the partition,
and running out a side exit when you thought she'd just gone to the ladies room.
To: DaughterofEve
After your date goes to the bathroom, the waiter comes by and says, "Would you like me to call you a cab? Your date just paid the bill and left."
Well at least paying the bill showed some class.
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
My advice is to purposely bomb on a date. Or more accurately, just be yourself. That way, you can be sure that the girl really likes you. If you impress her by trying to be somebody else, then you are setting yourself up for a phony and flawed relationship and worse case scenario, a failed marriage. On my first date with my wife, I let loose a humongous fart. That was 20 years ago and she's still married to me.
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
She's an arrogant little bitch who probably doesn't deserve to be with someone as nice as you anyway! She'll probably end up getting knocked up by that young Doctor that she's been chasing, and in desperation will try to come back to you. Lookout, because her life will start on a long down hill slide and she'll drag you down with her!!
We all reap what we sow.
To: Destructor
I sense some bitterness.
To: SamAdams76
A fart would have sent me running! It is true that you should be yourself but is a fart a part of your personna? I have three sons who grossed me out at times. All three ended up with beautiful and smart women who have poor taste in men!
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posted on
03/29/2002 5:16:24 AM PST
by
Jaidyn
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
Number 11
Your date pushes aside the candles, reaches accross the dinner table and plucks a hair from your head and begins to floss with it. (all the extolling liberal drivel)
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posted on
03/29/2002 5:17:15 AM PST
by
ChadGore
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
I have had men tell me that they were wearing toupees. Trust me, if you are wearing a rug and announce it, it's the only thing we will be staring at all night. Well , at least you're not guilty of #'s 1 and 2 above.
To: prognostigaator
Well I am guilty of #3 and #4. I don't care about monster truck rallies, and I once had a date show up in a Monte Carlo with no front seat and I had to sit on a plastic milk carton while holding on to the dashboard for balance.
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
Isn't "I'm wearing a toupee" a little like saying, "The sun rises in the east" or "Hillary Clinton isn't a very nice person"?
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
She offers you a ride home, in a squad car.
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