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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
My advice is to purposely bomb on a date. Or more accurately, just be yourself. That way, you can be sure that the girl really likes you. If you impress her by trying to be somebody else, then you are setting yourself up for a phony and flawed relationship and worse case scenario, a failed marriage. On my first date with my wife, I let loose a humongous fart. That was 20 years ago and she's still married to me.
32 posted on 03/29/2002 5:09:48 AM PST by SamAdams76
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To: SamAdams76
A fart would have sent me running! It is true that you should be yourself but is a fart a part of your personna? I have three sons who grossed me out at times. All three ended up with beautiful and smart women who have poor taste in men!
35 posted on 03/29/2002 5:16:24 AM PST by Jaidyn
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To: SamAdams76
I usually ask what kind of steak they would prefer... deer, antelope or elk. 95% of the questions and doubts both parties might have are eliminated.

1 good date is worth a thousand lousy ones. The good news is- I have eliminated 1000 bad ones so far. The next one could be it!

44 posted on 03/29/2002 5:30:41 AM PST by cibco
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To: SamAdams76
Okay, DO NOT take his advice! Sam, you got very, very, very lucky!!
72 posted on 03/29/2002 10:16:12 AM PST by Canticle_of_Deborah
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To: SamAdams76
Please tell me your first dance as man and wife wasn't to Pinkerd and Bowden's "You Are the Wind Beneath My Sheets."
75 posted on 03/29/2002 1:27:18 PM PST by falfa
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