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10 signs that you are bombing on a date
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| 3-28-2002
| Shawn Croft
Posted on 03/28/2002 8:48:20 PM PST by Hillary's Lovely Legs
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To: goldenstategirl
lol- YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP, HONEY...
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posted on
03/29/2002 6:55:50 AM PST
by
Mr. K
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
I don't see any reason why they would search New/Activism. Why in the world would anyone post it over here?
To: BibChr
Yeah, but if she starts doing it before you're married, that's trouble ... Of course ... during the courtship, and for the first 5 or so years of our marriage my every word considered profound and brilliant. I've only been dissed the last twenty years. ;)
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posted on
03/29/2002 7:24:34 AM PST
by
BluH2o
To: BluH2o
LOL. So, did marriage turn you stupid? (c8
This reminds me of the great philosophical conundrum: If a man speaks in the forest, and no one is there to hear him, is he still wrong?
Dan
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posted on
03/29/2002 7:29:23 AM PST
by
BibChr
To: Pharmboy
Don't worry about, threads get duplicated all the time and it's really no big deal. It's when people become self-imposed thread police following posters from thread to thread that it becomes a problem.
To: mamelukesabre
Ok, this one recently happened to me.
I had dinner with a man at a fabulous restaurant. Of course he never asked me anything about me, it was all about him, him, him. What really was funny is when he kept telling me how attractive he was. ( hmmmm, if I am sitting in front of you, do I have to be told?).
After dinner he dropped me off at my car and told me he was going to have a drink at a specific bar and left. I was still wide awake and decided since I was on the west side of town I would call my friend and have a drink in his ( my friend's, not my date's) town.
My friend and I walk into a couple bars, but they are all too crowded and noisy. We then walk into a fairly upscale bar and who is there trying to pick up 20 something girls, my dinner date!!!!
You should have seen his face. It was priceless. I went over to him and said hello, very nicely, and left with my friend.
To: Texaggie79
Ever been on one of those dates that you know is going bad, so you decide that if you got really, really drunk, it would be a good idea? That was always my strategy anyway.
To: realpatriot71
Nope, I never had that option. If I get very drunk, I just get sick.
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
Ha ha. That's a good one. I got a similar story.
I was going out of town and wanted to see my girlfriend the night before leaving. She was to be running errands and doing things on campus, so I was going to wait by the phone, and she would call me from school the minute she was finished and we would decide where to meet.
Well, while I was waiting by the phone, a buddy called and wants to go to a bar to meet some women. He convinces me and I figure I'll come up with an excuse later. While we're waiting for the women to show up, guess who walks into the bar? My girlfriend and some of her friends. I figure I'm busted, so I might as well go over to her and get yelled at.
The first thing she says is "I'm so embarrassed, I'm sorry I never called you. I was going to, I don't know why I didn't. I won't blame you for hating me, blah, blah"
So I played along and let her feel rotten about it, and when the women I was waiting for showed up, I walked over to them and the four of us had a great time right there in front of her. I never spoke to her again and as far as I know, she never learned the truth.
To: Mr. K
I know. I've got some bad ones myself and I'm trying to remember them, but I think I've blocked them out! The trauma!
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
#38 Oh, that's bad!! LOL!!
To: SamAdams76
Okay, DO NOT take his advice! Sam, you got very, very, very lucky!!
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
She voted for Algore
To: martin_fierro
She asks you to give her a light and holds up a sling-back pump.
74
posted on
03/29/2002 1:23:57 PM PST
by
falfa
To: SamAdams76
Please tell me your first dance as man and wife wasn't to Pinkerd and Bowden's "You Are the Wind Beneath My Sheets."
75
posted on
03/29/2002 1:27:18 PM PST
by
falfa
To: falfa
LOL!! I didn't think anyone got my "Plastique" joke.
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
I think she's getting ready to pull the pin to detonate the explosives!
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
What really was funny is when he kept telling me how attractive he was. ( hmmmm, if I am sitting in front of you, do I have to be told?).I was thinking that would make a good absurd pickup line: "hi, I'm ____, and I'm very handsome, you know"
I didn't realize some people were actually that wierd...
78
posted on
03/29/2002 8:04:03 PM PST
by
xm177e2
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
True story......worst blind date I ever had:
In high school I had a crush on this guy, but he had a steady girlfriend. His cousin was coming to town so they asked me to double with them and go out with the visiting cousin.......I was willing to do that just to be near this guy I had the crush on (I know, that was mean of me......)....
We were on our way to a movie, sitting in the backseat, and this guy tells me his girlfriend "back home" was having an abortion that weekend...........
End of date.........
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