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Ok, this one recently happened to me.

I had dinner with a man at a fabulous restaurant. Of course he never asked me anything about me, it was all about him, him, him. What really was funny is when he kept telling me how attractive he was. ( hmmmm, if I am sitting in front of you, do I have to be told?).

After dinner he dropped me off at my car and told me he was going to have a drink at a specific bar and left. I was still wide awake and decided since I was on the west side of town I would call my friend and have a drink in his ( my friend's, not my date's) town.

My friend and I walk into a couple bars, but they are all too crowded and noisy. We then walk into a fairly upscale bar and who is there trying to pick up 20 something girls, my dinner date!!!!

You should have seen his face. It was priceless. I went over to him and said hello, very nicely, and left with my friend.

Ha ha. That's a good one. I got a similar story.

I was going out of town and wanted to see my girlfriend the night before leaving. She was to be running errands and doing things on campus, so I was going to wait by the phone, and she would call me from school the minute she was finished and we would decide where to meet.

Well, while I was waiting by the phone, a buddy called and wants to go to a bar to meet some women. He convinces me and I figure I'll come up with an excuse later. While we're waiting for the women to show up, guess who walks into the bar? My girlfriend and some of her friends. I figure I'm busted, so I might as well go over to her and get yelled at.

The first thing she says is "I'm so embarrassed, I'm sorry I never called you. I was going to, I don't know why I didn't. I won't blame you for hating me, blah, blah"

So I played along and let her feel rotten about it, and when the women I was waiting for showed up, I walked over to them and the four of us had a great time right there in front of her. I never spoke to her again and as far as I know, she never learned the truth.

What really was funny is when he kept telling me how attractive he was. ( hmmmm, if I am sitting in front of you, do I have to be told?).

I was thinking that would make a good absurd pickup line: "hi, I'm ____, and I'm very handsome, you know"

I didn't realize some people were actually that wierd...