[prognostigaator]

I have had men tell me that they were wearing toupees. Trust me, if you are wearing a rug and announce it, it's the only thing we will be staring at all night.

Well , at least you're not guilty of #'s 1 and 2 above.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Well I am guilty of #3 and #4. I don't care about monster truck rallies, and I once had a date show up in a Monte Carlo with no front seat and I had to sit on a plastic milk carton while holding on to the dashboard for balance.