[DaughterofEve]

You notice her crawling on the floor on the other side of the partition,
and running out a side exit when you thought she'd just gone to the ladies room.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

After your date goes to the bathroom, the waiter comes by and says, "Would you like me to call you a cab? Your date just paid the bill and left."

Well at least paying the bill showed some class.