[rabidralph]

"I want you to know I've had my breasts reduced."

she was probably telling you so that you wouldn't be shocked by seeing her scars. Really, there is no good time to mention something like that. But I think she did jump the gun.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

I have had men tell me that they were wearing toupees. Trust me, if you are wearing a rug and announce it, it's the only thing we will be staring at all night.