[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

I have had men tell me that they were wearing toupees. Trust me, if you are wearing a rug and announce it, it's the only thing we will be staring at all night.

[prognostigaator]

I have had men tell me that they were wearing toupees. Trust me, if you are wearing a rug and announce it, it's the only thing we will be staring at all night.

Well , at least you're not guilty of #'s 1 and 2 above.

[mountaineer]

Isn't "I'm wearing a toupee" a little like saying, "The sun rises in the east" or "Hillary Clinton isn't a very nice person"?