10 signs that you are bombing on a date

AOL | 3-28-2002 | Shawn Croft

[ProudGOP]

You should have told her 'Thanks for the hint but I like to find those things out for myself.'

[Pharmboy]

Already posted Here in General Interest

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Thanks, looks like that was posted 6 hours after this one. Their search feature must not work.

[rabidralph]

"I want you to know I've had my breasts reduced."

she was probably telling you so that you wouldn't be shocked by seeing her scars. Really, there is no good time to mention something like that. But I think she did jump the gun.

[mountaineer]

"It shrinks?"

"Like a frightened turtle."

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

I have had men tell me that they were wearing toupees. Trust me, if you are wearing a rug and announce it, it's the only thing we will be staring at all night.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

" I don't know how you guys put up with those things"

[martin_fierro]

My first date with this woman

bombed because I couldn't read her body language.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

I think she's giving the finger!

[DaughterofEve]

You notice her crawling on the floor on the other side of the partition,
and running out a side exit when you thought she'd just gone to the ladies room.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

After your date goes to the bathroom, the waiter comes by and says, "Would you like me to call you a cab? Your date just paid the bill and left."

Well at least paying the bill showed some class.

[SamAdams76]

My advice is to purposely bomb on a date. Or more accurately, just be yourself. That way, you can be sure that the girl really likes you. If you impress her by trying to be somebody else, then you are setting yourself up for a phony and flawed relationship and worse case scenario, a failed marriage. On my first date with my wife, I let loose a humongous fart. That was 20 years ago and she's still married to me.

[Destructor]

She's an arrogant little bitch who probably doesn't deserve to be with someone as nice as you anyway! She'll probably end up getting knocked up by that young Doctor that she's been chasing, and in desperation will try to come back to you. Lookout, because her life will start on a long down hill slide and she'll drag you down with her!!

We all reap what we sow.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

I sense some bitterness.

[Jaidyn]

A fart would have sent me running! It is true that you should be yourself but is a fart a part of your personna? I have three sons who grossed me out at times. All three ended up with beautiful and smart women who have poor taste in men!

[ChadGore]

Number 11

Your date pushes aside the candles, reaches accross the dinner table and plucks a hair from your head and begins to floss with it. (all the extolling liberal drivel)

[prognostigaator]

I have had men tell me that they were wearing toupees. Trust me, if you are wearing a rug and announce it, it's the only thing we will be staring at all night.

Well , at least you're not guilty of #'s 1 and 2 above.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Well I am guilty of #3 and #4. I don't care about monster truck rallies, and I once had a date show up in a Monte Carlo with no front seat and I had to sit on a plastic milk carton while holding on to the dashboard for balance.

[mountaineer]

Isn't "I'm wearing a toupee" a little like saying, "The sun rises in the east" or "Hillary Clinton isn't a very nice person"?

[Petronski]

She offers you a ride home, in a squad car.