9 Things Women Are Better At Than Men

The Bee ^ | Jul 22, 2026 | The Bee

[dayglored]

There's no denying the natural order of things — there are some things women are just plain better at than men. Being aware of these things can help life go more smoothly.

Here are things women are irrefutably better at than men:

1. Having X chromosomes: They're literally twice as good as men are at this.

2. Growing human beings inside of them: There has yet to be a man to accomplish this feat.

3. Making sandwiches: This isn't even close.

4. Allowing sin into the world: Another historic achievement that has never been matched.

5. Finding the milk carton in the fridge: Dudes can't even do it when it's right in front of them.

6. Asking for directions when driving: Always willing to get help when they need it.

7. Giving directions when not driving: Always willing to give help when you don't need it.

8. Smelling good: Or even being remotely attractive, for that matter.

9. Wearing dresses: Have you seen how guys look when they try to do it? Woof.

No use arguing about it. When it comes to the things listed above, the ladies have it. What else are women better at than men?

[dayglored]

> The “MUH SOGGY KNEE” card was pulled so we know a nerve was struck along the way.

Yeah, I hesitated a bit before throwing that card out. So I scanned all of his comments, scores of them. Not one showed a sense of humor, even a wry one; all negative, and some pretty nasty.

When you were a kid, invited to a friend's party and you brought a funny present, but then another kid pulled down his pants and shit all over saying nasty things continuously until the party was ruined -- it's kind of like that. There's no excuse for that, it's just mean and nasty. Yeah, it struck a nerve, the nerve of civility.

As one other commenter said, "Why not list all those complaints in one post?" That would have been fine, actually. But his intention was to F**K UP the thread. Which he did.

So maybe that's not misogyny. Maybe it's just being a Grade-A A$$hole.

[FamiliarFace]

When someone is this hateful, it’s good to know who it is. My vote is to leave the thread also. Those who are encouraging him are also noted.

[Jamestown1630]

Good chance they’re all bitter incels.

[Savage Beast]

Naaaaah! Men are much better at beer gut.

Think one size fits all!

That's right! Mending socks.

[TexasGator]

“Men are much better at beer gut.”

Of course. I was just having fun with your post!

[Georgia Girl 2]

I forgive you. 😆

[dayglored]

> My vote is to leave the thread also

It appears that the Mods are in agreement. In disgust I had asked via both Abuse and PM to pull the thread, but it's been many hours, so it stays.

[StAnDeliver]

Funny not funny that the actual, biblical boot from Eden is #4. How jejeune, how trite, how apropos.

"Allowing sin into the world: Another historic achievement that has never been matched."

Eve noticed Og's wife had 2 of something that she only had 1 of. That math was the end of Eden.

[dayglored]

Much appreciated. :-)

[Georgia Girl 2]

Spelling 😊

[Texas resident]

Yes, a lot of women are risk averse but when they decide to take a risk it is a really stupid “Hold my beer” decision.

[dayglored]

> Spelling 😊

Oh, this one:

...let's see ho this one does...

Yeah, I missed that on Preview. Eyes must have crossed. :-)

[Midwesterner53]

Commenting about other women’s clothng and appearance.

Standing in line at public women’s restrooms.

Going to the restroom with every other woman in the group. (Have you ever seen a guy suggest to every other guy in the group that they all go to the restroom together?)

[dayglored]

> Going to the restroom with every other woman in the group. (Have you ever seen a guy suggest to every other guy in the group that they all go to the restroom together?)

That's definitely a female thing. I've always figured it's so they can gossip without the men hearing it.

Back in the day, Bill Cosby did a joke on that topic. Guys wouldn't even think of going as a group. I mean, why? compare armpit hair? d*ck size? there's just no reason in the world... other than the one being avoided, of course.

[Jamestown1630]

I have often eaten out with groups, and often excused myself to use the rest room.

I don’t recall a single time when the ladies in the party conspired to go together.

[dayglored]

Granted, it's not at all universal. It probably depends on the clique/friend-circle of the women.

I recall times decades ago when a mixed group of friends would go to a nice restaurant or a club, one woman would excuse herself and another one or two would rise and offer to join her, sometimes every female in a party of say eight people would disappear at once. I sometimes got the impression that after two went together it was necessary for all the others to go, just to avoid being the one talked about. "OMG did you see her hair..."

We fellows were always left somewhat non-plussed. "I wonder what they're talking about?" "Dunno. Us?" "Uh-oh."

[Jamestown1630]

If a group is seated ‘banquette’ in a restaurant, I can see some deciding to go together to avoid disturbing others too much.

I’ve just never seen it to be the general habit that men seem to think it is when they’re discussing female behavior.

[Paal Gulli]

JAMBOG!

9 Things Men Are Better At Than Women

07/22/2026 9:07:51 AM PDT · by dayglored · 111 replies
The Bee ^ | Jul 21, 2026 | The Bee

https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/4388939/posts

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[Jamestown1630]

That’s a different thread.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Yes, that was the "other side" article posted yesterday.