Posted on 07/30/2025 4:26:38 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum
SACRAMENTO — Former Vice President Kamala Harris officially announced today that she would be stepping away from politics in order to spend more quality time with vodka.
Harris stated that in the wake of her defeat in the 2024 election, she spent time evaluating what her priorities were at this stage in life and discovered that it was vodka.
"I'm looking forward to finally being at home with vodka," said Harris. "See vodka, it's like a drink. It comes in a bottle, and you pour it into a glass, and then you drink it. Sometimes people say, 'Stop! That's too much vodka.' Haha! Then, you wake up. And that's basically vodka."
According to former aides, Harris tried to spend as much time with vodka as possible during her time in national politics, but work too often got in the way. "It's been hard on her, spending so many nights away from vodka," said longtime aide Ashley Morton. "You could tell she just no longer had the hunger for politics... just the thirst for vodka. I'm happy for her."
At publishing time, Harris and Tito's had reportedly had a sweet reunion at her old San Francisco home.
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Is that Mr. Vodka or Ms. Vodka, or the guy down the street?
Spot on, Bee. Spot on. 😂🤣
OK, maybe one of TWO things she was good at.
She can drink it sitting in her front yard like she’s middle class and everything. (typed in my best Kamala voice)
The other one was cackling annoyingly.
Between Kamala and Hillary, is there enough vodka to go around?
nonbinary alcoholism
Doug probably makes sure she has a steady supply so she doesn’t interfere with his nanny mentoring.
Good idea...and you're not alone. Hunter is spending more time with crack and his ho's have gone away.
There's an ad on TikTok, "Old fashion crack-head looking for an old-fashioned vodka lover. Must know how to use the F-word fluently."
"Or not."
"I'm not picky."
"Must love crack. Extra cash a BIG positive."
That’s a funny name for a dog.
Piña Kamala?
Kamala-Colada (a twist on the Piña Colada)
Here’s a recipe for a refreshing drink called the Kamala-Colada, inspired by Kamala Harris, that offers a twist on the traditional Piña Colada:
Ingredients
1 fresh coconut
2 oz Jamaican coconut rum
1 oz coconut water (from the fresh coconut or store-bought)
1 oz pineapple juice
½ oz lime juice
Ice cubes
Pineapple slice or lime wedge for garnish
translation - internal polling showing her losing. again.
Well, ok, 3 things.
Maybe Dems read recent polls and determined they would never get a decent return bankrolling Kam.
Maybe Dems read recent polls and determined they would never get a decent return bankrolling Kam.
Maybe Dems read recent polls and determined they would never get a decent return bankrolling Kam.
So she can run for POTUS, of course.
Having slavic ancestry I consider this to be cultural appropriation!
Dems knew Kamala was a loser when she was running for the presidency herself. They pretended like she was great when she had an automatic promotion to their candidate. Now they’re back to admitting among themselves that she’s a loser. There is no such thing as integrity among America’s Democrats. There’s only the party.
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