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Wild New Study Suggests Buttholes Once Had a Very Different Purpose
Science Alert ^ | Apr 1, 2025 | Tessa Koumoundouros

Posted on 04/01/2025 8:05:00 AM PDT by dayglored

If the genes of a tiny, bumless invertebrate are anything to go by, our anuses might be repurposed sperm chutes.

A new study suggests instead of releasing waste, the first anal orifice was an exit hatch for male sex cells which was given a new task.

Researchers from the University of Bergen in Norway investigated the genetics of xenacoelomorphs; distant relatives of flatworms that have a cul-de-sac for a gut. Despite this lack of a dedicated poop-hole, xenacoelomorphs use some of the same genes we use to turn our digestive system into a tube, only to create a genital opening known as a gonadopore instead.

"Once a hole is there, you can use it for other things," zoologist Andreas Hejnol told Michael Le Page at New Scientist.

Animal anuses exist in an unexpected variety of forms, from myriad waste-releasing pores on flatworm backs to jellyfish that don't bother with a dedicated channel for rubbish at all.

(Excerpt) Read more at sciencealert.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Health/Medicine; Pets/Animals; Science
KEYWORDS: amazingstudy; butthole; buttholescience; godsgravesglyphs; grantcanceled; helixmakemineadouble; moneywellspent; paleontology; pullmyfinger; science; xenacoelomorph
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To: oil_dude

still is ...


61 posted on 04/01/2025 12:36:52 PM PDT by bankwalker (Repeal the 19th ...)
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To: dayglored

Leaving aside the bathroom humor, here’s the real question: did taxpayer funds pay for this redundant study?


62 posted on 04/01/2025 1:18:00 PM PDT by lurk (u)
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To: dayglored

63 posted on 04/01/2025 2:01:01 PM PDT by Libloather (Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
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To: dayglored

People study Darwin in College, all life evolved over billions of years... I am assuming that people mocked him and laughed at him when he wrote his idiotic book about how life began and evolved. I know they don’t mock him today, have mercy on our civilization.


64 posted on 04/01/2025 2:31:08 PM PDT by Glad2bnuts
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To: ExTexasRedhead

Erectile drugs cause heart attacks, strokes and lower sperm count too.


65 posted on 04/01/2025 2:32:27 PM PDT by Glad2bnuts
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To: Allegra
> I haven’t read the article, but this is my favorite headline of the day. So far, anyway.

It's a good one, no doubt. Caught my eye, I can tell ya.

66 posted on 04/01/2025 2:32:55 PM PDT by dayglored (This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
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To: Ge0ffrey

Wow, I can’t believe over 20 posts before someone noticed the date. Although, I really wanted to click on the Hooter’s calender link to make sure it was only going to be owl pictures.


67 posted on 04/01/2025 2:38:01 PM PDT by TBall
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To: dayglored

Uhm, no.

God formed us, as is. Anyone saying otherwise, is wrong.


68 posted on 04/01/2025 2:41:49 PM PDT by ro_dreaming (Who knew "Idiocracy", "1984", "Enemy of the State", and "Person of Interest" would be non-fiction?)
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To: dayglored

The study also states that these organisms came from Uranus.


69 posted on 04/01/2025 2:42:37 PM PDT by wyokostur
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To: dayglored

This is one of those things I don’t wanna delve any deeper into.


70 posted on 04/01/2025 2:48:43 PM PDT by dforest
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To: StayAt HomeMother; Ernest_at_the_Beach; 1ofmanyfree; 21twelve; 24Karet; 2ndDivisionVet; 31R1O; ...
I sphinct they may be mistaken, but the hole study might make an interesting read.

Sooner or later this will however get saddled on by some freak troll who will claim Earth's lifeforms originated on Uranus.

71 posted on 04/01/2025 7:49:05 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (Putin should skip ahead to where he kills himself in the bunker.)
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To: SunkenCiv

Where was the study done? San Francisco?...........


72 posted on 04/01/2025 8:09:32 PM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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