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Satirical Post Falsely Claims Anheuser-Busch Closing Half its US Breweries
AP News ^ | 5/1 | JOSH KELETY

Posted on 05/01/2023 6:03:37 PM PDT by nickcarraway

CLAIM: Anheuser-Busch is closing half of its U.S. breweries following backlash over a Bud Light marketing initiative. AP’S ASSESSMENT: False. The claim stems from a website that publishes satirical content. No such widespread brewery closure has been announced by Anheuser-Busch.

THE FACTS: Blog posts claiming that Bud Light’s parent company is closing half of its breweries in the U.S. have spread widely across social media in recent days, following the brand’s partnership with a transgender influencer and subsequent calls for boycotts by some prominent conservatives.

SNIP

But the claim is fabricated. It was first published by a website that is part of a network of websites called America’s Last Line of Defense, which publish satirical content that is frequently mistaken as real. The website’s about page states: “Everything on this website is fiction. It is not a lie and it is not fake news because it is not real.”

(Excerpt) Read more at apnews.com ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Food; Humor
KEYWORDS: americanpravda; anheuserbusch; associatedpravda; budlight; jonathansswift; joshkelety; satire
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1 posted on 05/01/2023 6:03:37 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

Sounds like the usual MSM to me.


2 posted on 05/01/2023 6:05:58 PM PDT by dforest
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To: nickcarraway

Were the closures true. Eff SB and everything associated with every woke company.


3 posted on 05/01/2023 6:11:40 PM PDT by Da Coyote
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This page shows a photo of a Costco where a 36-Pack of 12 oz. Bud Light is selling for $14.97.

https://www.westernjournal.com/price-36-pack-bud-light-costco-goes-viral-pretty-much-giving-away-point/

4 posted on 05/01/2023 6:12:30 PM PDT by TChad (Progressives are in favor of removing healthy sex organs from children. Conservatives oppose this.)
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To: nickcarraway

More like...we got warehouses full of Bud and no buyers...


5 posted on 05/01/2023 6:14:04 PM PDT by Sacajaweau ( )
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To: nickcarraway

keep brewing

keep advertising

keep shipping

it just wont sell


6 posted on 05/01/2023 6:21:13 PM PDT by joshua c (to disrupt the system, we must disrupt our lives, cut the cable tv)
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To: nickcarraway

So six million gallons of Bud Light continue to be manufactured and goes where? Down the floor drains to wastewater treatment? My local Kroger has had the distribution company rep stop delivering. There is nowhere to put it! It already block half the aisle. Fire inspectors might take issue with the store soon. Blocking aisles is a big no-no.


7 posted on 05/01/2023 6:24:08 PM PDT by blackdog ((Z28.310) We're all Women now.)
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To: nickcarraway

(Six million gallons a day)


8 posted on 05/01/2023 6:24:47 PM PDT by blackdog ((Z28.310) We're all Women now.)
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To: nickcarraway

Sorry, AssPress, your pathetic attempt at victimizing Bud/AB, isn’t going to help.

They dug their own hole, they can crawl right in it.


9 posted on 05/01/2023 6:27:49 PM PDT by Jane Long (What we were told was a conspiracy theory in ‘20 is now fact. Land of the sheep, home of the knaves)
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To: nickcarraway

“Satirical Post....”

Since they know it was satirical why the heck are they “fact-checking”?


10 posted on 05/01/2023 6:32:02 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
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So six million gallons of Bud Light continue to be manufactured and goes where?

If they have to, they can sell the beer to an off-label brand but take a big loss. My father-in-law used to work in the Duncan Hines cookie plant, and if a batch were over-cooked or had the wrong proportions, it would be relabeled and sold in dollar stores or given to charity.
11 posted on 05/01/2023 6:38:19 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana ("If you can’t say something nice . . . say the Rosary." [Red Badger])
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AB probably paid them to


12 posted on 05/01/2023 6:42:23 PM PDT by digger48
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To: nickcarraway

Like I said in a thread up above: If you survive the abortion, the first thing the left kills is your sense of humor. The next thing to go is the ability to grasp irony and satire.

Even when they use the word SATIRE in the title, it is obvious that the AP is unable to grasp what Satire actually means.


13 posted on 05/01/2023 6:43:14 PM PDT by LegendHasIt
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Charity beer. Nice.


14 posted on 05/01/2023 6:46:18 PM PDT by blackdog ((Z28.310) We're all Women now.)
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To: Dr. Sivana

I used to get off spec food production to feed the Pigs and make interesting whiskey. A big oatmeal manufacturing plant. The Pigs would sing for a dump truck load of off spec tater tots or hash browns. They could smell the truck coming. Nobody liked grits though. Go figure? Not even the chickens. A lot of distillers grains after cooking the mash too. Everyone loved them.


15 posted on 05/01/2023 6:51:59 PM PDT by blackdog ((Z28.310) We're all Women now.)
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They're still brewing just as many cans as before.   It's just that the new cans are just a tad smaller.


        

16 posted on 05/01/2023 6:54:03 PM PDT by Songcraft
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I chuckled every time I clicked on a link to read an Associated Press article on my old computer setup. Every time I went there, my taskbar would show the truth of the situation: "News From the ASS...."

Note to the Associated Press "Fact Checkers": This is not satire; It is reporting the absolute truth. (A concept your organization is unfamiliar with.)

17 posted on 05/01/2023 6:56:01 PM PDT by LegendHasIt
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To: nickcarraway

The associated presstitutes has to fact check a known satire site for publishing satire? I guess FAKE NEWS really is FAKE NEWS


18 posted on 05/01/2023 7:12:01 PM PDT by eyeamok
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To: nickcarraway
Fiction just running ahead of fact at this point?

If it keeps up, that will become the result. May be lower, may even be higher.

19 posted on 05/01/2023 7:36:43 PM PDT by Robert DeLong
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To: nickcarraway

A paper tiger swallows a strawman.


20 posted on 05/01/2023 9:17:11 PM PDT by unlearner (RIP America. July 4, 1776 - December 13, 2022. )
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