Like I said in a thread up above: If you survive the abortion, the first thing the left kills is your sense of humor. The next thing to go is the ability to grasp irony and satire.
Even when they use the word SATIRE in the title, it is obvious that the AP is unable to grasp what Satire actually means.
Note to the Associated Press "Fact Checkers": This is not satire; It is reporting the absolute truth. (A concept your organization is unfamiliar with.)