COVID 19 JOKES

The source is US | 3/30/2020 | By Laz A. Mataz

[Lazamataz]

Ever one to see the humor in even the worst circumstances, I set out to try to lighten hearts with a little COVID-19 humor.

I authored these:

China got this virus right off the bat.

I now wash my hands, shower daily, and keep my house disinfected. All it took was the end of the world to become a human being.

With all the airports shut down or travel-restricted, CNN's viewership is now nearly 5 people.

[getitright]

is now the time
to commit a crime
for which punishment is house arrest?

[Jamestown1630]

I hope so, too. But he’s going to have to stop hitting it and practice social distancing.

[Libloather]

I’ve got a caronavirus joke. Oh, you probably won’t get it.

[Redcitizen]

Subtle and hits like a brick all st the same time.

[vrwconspiracist]

Some kids TP’d our house last night. It’s now worth $5 million dollars.

A liberal wanted to be identified as a Coronavirus victim so bad he paid someone who had tested positive already to take the test again and identify himself as the liberal. The swab nurse figured out the scam and nailed them for culture appropriation.

[wastoute]

You have to change it to “I haz toilet paper.” Tears in my eyes.

[stylin19a]

that’s 3...where’s the other 16 ?

[real saxophonist]

[wastoute]

Ballroom dancing is gonna take a hit.

[wastoute]

Thanks. I haven’t laughed so hard in a week.

[real saxophonist]

[Moonlighter]

It’s funny cause it’s true!

[wiseprince]

REPORTER: Joe, JOE, what do you think of COVID-19?
Joe: Cute name but a little old for me.

[hondact200]

Thanks for the laughs

[Lazamataz]

Ok that was great. LOL

[Lazamataz]

yw

[Lazamataz]

I’m glad!

[Lazamataz]

Oh no! Good one

[Lazamataz]

Good! LOL

[Lazamataz]

Thank you sir