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COVID 19 JOKES
The source is US
| 3/30/2020
| By Laz A. Mataz
Posted on 03/30/2020 4:00:09 PM PDT by Lazamataz
Ever one to see the humor in even the worst circumstances, I set out to try to lighten hearts with a little COVID-19 humor.
I authored these:
China got this virus right off the bat.
I now wash my hands, shower daily, and keep my house disinfected. All it took was the end of the world to become a human being.
With all the airports shut down or travel-restricted, CNN's viewership is now nearly 5 people.
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: humor; jokes; laugh
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03/30/2020 4:15:09 PM PDT
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tbw2
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posted on
03/30/2020 4:15:59 PM PDT
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CodeToad
(Arm Up! They Have!)
To: LibWhacker
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03/30/2020 4:16:03 PM PDT
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tbw2
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03/30/2020 4:16:49 PM PDT
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CodeToad
(Arm Up! They Have!)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
03/30/2020 4:17:28 PM PDT
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CodeToad
(Arm Up! They Have!)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
03/30/2020 4:18:21 PM PDT
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CodeToad
(Arm Up! They Have!)
To: Lazamataz
I do believe Adam has two right hands.
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posted on
03/30/2020 4:20:27 PM PDT
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CodeToad
(Arm Up! They Have!)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
03/30/2020 4:20:49 PM PDT
by
Codeflier
(Covid-19 taught me: Two types of "conservatives", frightened safety seekers vs. freedom lovers)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
03/30/2020 4:22:12 PM PDT
by
MD Expat in PA
(No. I am not a doctor nor have I ever played one on TV. The MD in my screen name stands for Maryland)
To: Lazamataz
I ordered one of these today:
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posted on
03/30/2020 4:24:30 PM PDT
by
real saxophonist
(If you don't have a gun, sell some toilet paper, and go buy a gun. - Colion Noir)
To: real saxophonist
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posted on
03/30/2020 4:25:39 PM PDT
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real saxophonist
(If you don't have a gun, sell some toilet paper, and go buy a gun. - Colion Noir)
To: Lazamataz
” I now wash my hands, shower daily, and keep my house disinfected. All it took was the end of the world to become a human being.”
Hey, I resemble that remark!
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posted on
03/30/2020 4:26:12 PM PDT
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chris37
(Coronavirus wasn't born in a bowl of bat soup.)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
03/30/2020 4:26:35 PM PDT
by
McGruff
(It came from China)
To: Lazamataz
I ordered a takeaway Chinese meal last night due to the lockdown.
A little Chinese driver comes up the path and I walked out to meet him.
He started shouting isolate isolate.
I said calm down, your not that late I only ordered an hour ago...
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03/30/2020 4:26:36 PM PDT
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winodog
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posted on
03/30/2020 4:26:45 PM PDT
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Nifster
(I see puppy dogs in the clouds)
To: Lazamataz
😂😂😂
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posted on
03/30/2020 4:27:10 PM PDT
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Nifster
(I see puppy dogs in the clouds)
To: Lazamataz
Anyjuan hear if the virus has mutated into Dos Eqius or any other Mexican beer?
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