Maybe this explains part of socialist countries’ fascination with “futbal”....drain bramage!
Isn’t it special that all those libs have been causing brain damage to their kids playing the PC approved sport.
Pray for Cain
Getting smacked on the head leads to drain bamage? Who’d a thunk it?
Rush Limbaugh ran ads on his radio show 10 years or more ago about this problem.
So, girls, when you play soccer, don’t head the ball.
What about the children, this is a crisis, what is the government going to do about it?
This study was paid for by, “Keep Our Own Kids Safe.”
Rush is always ahead of the curve.
Yes Rush, you told us so.
I guess there’s finally a game Americans aren’t tough enough to play.
For any of you sissies who will howl at this statement, I invite you to come over and play. Bring your mommmies.
Interviewer From the plastic arts we turn to football. Last night in the Stadium of Light, Jarrow, we witnessed the resuscitation of a great footballing tradition, when Jarrow United came of age, in a European sense, with an almost Proustian display of modern existentialist football. Virtually annihilating by midfield moral argument the now surely obsolescent catennachio defensive philosophy of Signor Alberto Fanffino. Bologna indeed were a side intellectually out argued by a Jarrow team thrusting and bursting with aggressive Kantian positivism and outstanding in this fine Jarrow team was my man of the match, the arch-thinker, free scheming, scarcely ever to be curbed, midfield cognoscento, Jimmy Buzzard.
Buzzard Good evening Brian.
Interviewer Jimmy, at least one ageing football commentator was gladdened last night by the sight of an English footballer breaking free of the limpid tentacles of packed Mediterranean defence.
Buzzard Good evening Brian.
Interviewer Were you surprised at the way the Italians ceded midfield dominance so early on in the game?
Buzzard Well Brian... I’m opening a boutique.
Interviewer This is of course symptomatic of a new breed of footballer as it is indeed symptomatic of your whole genre of player, is it not?
Buzzard Good evening Brian.
Interviewer What I’m getting at, Jimmy, is you seem to have discovered a new concept with a mode in which you dissected the Italian defence, last night.
Buzzard (pauses for thought) I hit the ball first time and there it was in the back of the net. (smiles and looks around)
Interviewer Do you think Jarrow will adopt a more defensive posture for the first leg of the next tie in Turkey?
Buzzard (confidently) I hit the ball first time and there it was in the back of the net.
Interviewer Yes, yes - but have you any plans for dealing with the free-scoring Turkish forwards?
Buzzard Well Brian... I’m opening a boutique.
Help KOOKS protect our children from the dangers of soccer!
PLAYING/WATCHING soccer causes brain injury :p
I played soccer and I don’t have any problems with my.....oh.....what’s the word.....ahhhh......oh yeah, memory.