Posted on 08/02/2011 8:09:52 AM PDT by Rebelbase
Time to make the coffee...and turn a trick? We've heard of fast food workers using their job as a front to sell drugs, but this is a twist. A six-week police investigation called "extra sugar" in New Jersey has allegedly turned up a prostitute working an interesting corner: the drive-through window at a Dunkin' Donuts on Route 46. Last week Police arrested 29-year-old Melissa Redmond for offering Dunkin' customers a secret menu that puts the one at In-N-Out to shame.
The illicit business was uncovered after Detective Sgt. Kyle Schwarzmann says he got an anonymous tip. “She was a night time employee (working 9 p.m. to 5 a.m.), supposedly a very good one," he told the Asbury Park Press. So Shwarzmann got to live most cops dream: He started doing surveillance on the coffee and donuts emporium.
While watching, he noticed the alleged night walker go out to see customers in their cars, sometimes spending up to 15 minutes with them. “Sometimes I'd even see money changing hands," he said. Sometimes the cars would stay in the lot, and sometimes they would go elsewhere. But eventually the cops had to check things out for themselves, so an officer was sent in to act as an undercover john.
After Redmond allegedly listed her prices for services to the officer on two occasions, the "john" told her he would go get money and be right back. When he returned, he picked Redmond up, drove her behind the restaurant and arrested her. Dunkin' Donuts has not commented on the incident.
Guys can’t resist that delightful vanilla/cinnamon/sugar/lard smell. She could only make more money if she worked at a bacon factory.
Beware the glazed donuts.
TIME TO MAKE THE DO-NUTS!....................
I’m sure there’s a “donut hole” joke I can make here that wouldn’t get moderated, but I’m too foggy on decongestants to think of one right now.
I don't know what to make of that.
Time to “make the doughnuts.” Nudge, nudge, grin, grin, wink, wink.
Cue up Def Leppard’s “Pour Some Sugar On Me”.
Good way to make some dough on the side.
ZERO photos available with which to determine guilt/innocence.
I should not have read this thread...I am doing atkins right now and need a donut fix. JUST a donut fix...that’s all.
“One of the results was a picture of a fireman hosing down a scorched tree. I don’t know what to make of that. “
“Do you smoke after sex?”
‘I don’t know, I never checked’
Republicans Scent Victory With ‘Sugar-Coated Satan Sandwich’
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2757305/posts
maybe she’s an evil bitter clinger.
Note to self, Don’ order any cream donuts.
Does Laz have an alibi?
I think we lucked out there.
If you’re hooking near a drive thru at a Dunkin’ Donuts, chances are you’ve got a face and figure that would make a cream filled donut look like a daisy.
Now that I’ve said that, can I get some sugar coated whole wheat donuts?
See post 19.
http://www.wtsp.com/news/watercooler/article/204031/58/Cops-Dunkin-Donuts-worker-sold-sex-on-breaks
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