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Dunkin' Donuts Worker Arrested For Offering Too Much Sugar Sex
http://gothamist.com ^ | 8/2/11 | Garth Johnson

Posted on 08/02/2011 8:09:52 AM PDT by Rebelbase

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1 posted on 08/02/2011 8:09:54 AM PDT by Rebelbase
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To: Rebelbase

Guys can’t resist that delightful vanilla/cinnamon/sugar/lard smell. She could only make more money if she worked at a bacon factory.


2 posted on 08/02/2011 8:12:09 AM PDT by JoanVarga (To vote for a politician is much like being an accomplice to a crime. -J.V.)
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To: Rebelbase

Beware the glazed donuts.


3 posted on 08/02/2011 8:15:29 AM PDT by paddles ("The more corrupt the state, the more it legislates." Tacitus)
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To: Rebelbase

TIME TO MAKE THE DO-NUTS!....................

4 posted on 08/02/2011 8:16:05 AM PDT by Red Badger ("Treason doth never prosper.... What's the reason? Why if it prosper, none dare call it treason.")
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To: Rebelbase

I’m sure there’s a “donut hole” joke I can make here that wouldn’t get moderated, but I’m too foggy on decongestants to think of one right now.


5 posted on 08/02/2011 8:16:37 AM PDT by kevkrom (This space for rent.)
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I checked different story sources to see how "guilty" she was....no pics. So, I did an image search on Yahoo with her name and the word "arrest." One of the results was a picture of a fireman hosing down a scorched tree.

I don't know what to make of that.

6 posted on 08/02/2011 8:17:24 AM PDT by edpc (Ruck Famadan)
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To: JoanVarga

Time to “make the doughnuts.” Nudge, nudge, grin, grin, wink, wink.


7 posted on 08/02/2011 8:17:31 AM PDT by hometoroost (Per Oceander: The only guarantees in life are death, taxes, and stupidity.)
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To: Rebelbase

Cue up Def Leppard’s “Pour Some Sugar On Me”.


8 posted on 08/02/2011 8:18:51 AM PDT by Brett66 (Where government advances, and it advances relentlessly , freedom is imperiled -Janice Rogers Brown)
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To: kevkrom
Possibly a dunkin' joke as well. . .
9 posted on 08/02/2011 8:19:16 AM PDT by JoanVarga (To vote for a politician is much like being an accomplice to a crime. -J.V.)
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To: Rebelbase

Good way to make some dough on the side.


10 posted on 08/02/2011 8:19:22 AM PDT by RexBeach (Mr. Obama can't count.)
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ZERO photos available with which to determine guilt/innocence.


11 posted on 08/02/2011 8:20:45 AM PDT by treetopsandroofs (Had FDR been GOP, there would have been no World Wars, just "The Great War" and "Roosevelt's Wars".)
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To: Rebelbase

I should not have read this thread...I am doing atkins right now and need a donut fix. JUST a donut fix...that’s all.


12 posted on 08/02/2011 8:21:20 AM PDT by oust the louse (A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.)
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“One of the results was a picture of a fireman hosing down a scorched tree. I don’t know what to make of that. “

“Do you smoke after sex?”

‘I don’t know, I never checked’


13 posted on 08/02/2011 8:21:32 AM PDT by Rebelbase
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To: Rebelbase

Republicans Scent Victory With ‘Sugar-Coated Satan Sandwich’

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2757305/posts

maybe she’s an evil bitter clinger.


14 posted on 08/02/2011 8:23:33 AM PDT by WOBBLY BOB ( "I don't want the majority if we don't stand for something"- Jim Demint)
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To: Rebelbase
OK, that creme doughnut pic is just wrong, wrong, WRONG.
 

(I wish I'd thought of it.)


15 posted on 08/02/2011 8:25:50 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (The views and opinions expressed in this post are true and correct. Deal with it)
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To: JoanVarga

Note to self, Don’ order any cream donuts.


16 posted on 08/02/2011 8:29:40 AM PDT by JimC214
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To: Rebelbase

Does Laz have an alibi?


17 posted on 08/02/2011 8:29:47 AM PDT by Sporke (USS-Iowa BB-61)
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To: treetopsandroofs

I think we lucked out there.

If you’re hooking near a drive thru at a Dunkin’ Donuts, chances are you’ve got a face and figure that would make a cream filled donut look like a daisy.

Now that I’ve said that, can I get some sugar coated whole wheat donuts?


18 posted on 08/02/2011 8:29:50 AM PDT by RexBeach (Mr. Obama can't count.)
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To: Responsibility2nd
Mugs: Prostitution Arrests
 
Me: $100 for a jelly roll? Why not?


19 posted on 08/02/2011 8:29:56 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (The views and opinions expressed in this post are true and correct. Deal with it)
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To: edpc

See post 19.

http://www.wtsp.com/news/watercooler/article/204031/58/Cops-Dunkin-Donuts-worker-sold-sex-on-breaks


20 posted on 08/02/2011 8:31:09 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (The views and opinions expressed in this post are true and correct. Deal with it)
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