Dunkin' Donuts Worker Arrested For Offering Too Much Sugar Sex

http://gothamist.com ^ | 8/2/11 | Garth Johnson

[erod]

So Shwarzmann got to live most cops dream: He started doing surveillance on the coffee and donuts emporium. That's bullshit, my dad was a Chicago cop for 25 years I can't tell you how many times he wished he was home for a cooked meal while patrolling the streets.

[Slings and Arrows]

Because the last place you would expect to find cops is at a donut shop.

[null and void]

I simply can’t top that post. Good one...

[Political Junkie Too]

I was wondering why asking for an everything bagel with a schmear wasn't getting me anything but a bagel and cream cheese.

-PJ

[erod]

Your image made me think of Dunkin Donuts Cereal I used to love that as a kid! Man, I feel old.

[erod]

Pour some sugar on me! :P

[SIDENET]

MMM...

Donuts and hookers.

[Political Junkie Too]

Sugar, ah honey honey
You are my candy girl
And you've got me wanting you.
Honey, ah sugar sugar
You are my candy girl>br> And you've got me wanting you.

I just can't believe the loveliness of loving you
(I just can't believe it's true)
I just can't believe the one to love this feeling to.
(I just can't believe it's true)

Ah sugar, ah honey honey
You are my candy girl
And you've got me wanting you.

Ah honey, ah sugar sugar
You are my candy girl
And you've got me wanting you.

When I kissed you, girl, I knew how sweet a kiss could be
(I know how sweet a kiss can be)
Like the summer sunshine pour your sweetness over me
(Pour your sweetness over me)
Sugar, pour a little sugar on it honey,
Pour a little sugar on it baby
I'm gonna make your life so sweet, yeah yeah yeah

Pour a little sugar on it oh yeah
Pour a little sugar on it honey,
Pour a little sugar on it baby
I'm gonna make your life so sweet, yeah yeah yeah
Pour a little sugar on it honey,

Ah sugar, ah honey honey
You are my candy girl
And you've got me wanting you.
Oh honey, honey, sugar sugar ..
You are my candy girl ..

-PJ

[erod]

[Peet]

No, don’t get me wrong, I’d still hit it.

I’d just be saying “Ew” the entire time.

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C’mon Laz, dats why G-d invented doggy fashion — you don’t hafta look at dey face!

OTOH, I’d hit the babe in the first pic. Are we SURE they the same grl?

[deoetdoctrinae]

I feel for ya. My grandad was diabetic too, and he hated having to miss out on doughnuts. If ya ever get to the point of being able to eat them again, stop in at the Donut Hole near Destin, and get a couple, my treat!

[deoetdoctrinae]

You're under arrest, and can I get a dozen jelly filled, to go?

[I still care]

Hmmm... Destin. That’s drivable.

Going to the store now for almond butter and eggs.

I prefer Donuts....

[TheOldLady]

Hello Mr. Arrows. Nice to see you again. I know my friend Slings would never be caught dead on a prostitution thread, so you, of course aren’t he.

Well, have a nice evening, and I’ll see you again sometime, I hope.

[Revolting cat!]

Jam Up and Jelly Tight
My, my,my,my, baby, now you're outta sight
Jam Up and Jelly Tight
You look a little naughty but you're so polite
Jam Up and Jelly Tight

[happydogx2]

Some undercover officers have all the luck although I did get to hang out in a bar getting wasted looking for illegal betting once.

From the article - “ Last week Police arrested 29-year-old Melissa Redmond for offering Dunkin’ customers a secret menu that puts the one at In-N-Out to shame.”

[SouthTexas]

I had a service call on a pump in a bar one Saturday. Told them all they had to do was remove the defective pump and let gravity do the rest.

Glad it was at the end of the street, had to walk home.