Dunkin' Donuts Worker Arrested For Offering Too Much Sugar Sex

http://gothamist.com ^ | 8/2/11 | Garth Johnson

[dblshot]

Well Buck that's it bar's closed. What you gonna do now?
I don't know ED, maybe stop by Dunkin and cram a box.

[Orange1998]

If she had the johns help make the donuts, I am gonna puke on my keyboard. I always wonder how they made the holes in those damn donuts.

[I still care]

I know it’s really sad, but I’ve come to the point in my life where a sugared donut is more important to me than sex.

I’m not allowed to eat it anymore, and I’d probably be willing to rob a house if it wouldlet me change the laws of metabolic chemistry.

I am a true junkie.

[floozy22]

:-)

HOMER: "Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?"

[aruanan]

Long Johns at the Dunkin Donuts.

[Responsibility2nd]

 

 

Not a Ping.

[I still care]

I used a diet for years called the carbohydrate addition diet. I’ve tried Atkins, but the CAD was by far the best one I was ever on. Lost scads of weight, my labs stabilized wonderfully, and you could have a donut once a day. Heck, you could have two donuts. (Basically, it’s sort like a carbo “slimfast” - you totally restrict carbos, and then are allowed a “reward meal” once a day. It worked quite well.)

I was foolish enough to go off it for reasons that seemed good at the time, and now am diabetic. I am sure if I stayed on it I would never have come to this place.

[wiggen]

Post 27 properties shows Amber Howard.

[Ratman83]

That one is from Florida not Jersey.

[Ratman83]

Both are from Florida not Jersey like the article is about.

[wiggen]

if you start your search here
http://www.spokeo.com/search?q=Melissa%20Redmond#New%20Jersey

Theres one only in the area where the Dunkin Donuts is.
After that try googling the name & town and see what you get.

[Finatic]

But didn’t Joe Bite-me say you had to be Indian or Paki to work at Dunkin Donuts?

[GreenLanternCorps]

“I’ll turn tricks at a doughnut shop, that’s that last place a cop will ever be!”

With thinking like that, she’ll be trying for a Darwin Award in a few years.

[Cheapskate]

Not guilty!

[bleach]

Thanks for the AMBER ALERT!

[ruesrose]

So if the husband says” Stay in bed honey, I’ll pick up something for breakfast on my way to work.” a woman should be suspicious?

[762X51]

Him: Hon, I’m gonna run down to Dunkin’ for some donut hole.
Her: You mean some donut holes?
Him: No.

[jakerobins]

Honestly honey I just said I wanted extra sugar with my coffee and a Jelly Donut!! LOL

[Larry Lucido]

Wait till you see what she does with an eclair.

[SouthTexas]

Saturday morning donuts, uh huh...