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The Perfect Free Republic Thread
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| 4/28/10
| Patrick1
Posted on 04/28/2010 8:55:21 PM PDT by Patrick1
Okay I have found the perfect Free Republic Thread!
Top This!
A Pit Bull bites the leg of a Mormon Missionary who is campaigning door to door for Duncan Hunter 2012 and tries to defend himself against the Pit Bull with a Sarah Palin for President yard sign and stumbles into the street where he is hit by a car with a Ron Paul 2000 bumper sticker.
Then you would have the perfect Free Republic thread.
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: balkans; cheese; civilwar; classicthreads; crap; crevo; dope; doublecrap; napl; palinfreeperping; sarahpalin; sionnsar; vanity
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To: Patrick1
Is that a new show on the History Channel?
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posted on
04/28/2010 10:58:26 PM PDT
by
Califreak
(Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.)
To: Daffynition
Yep, gotta have guns n’ gatos.
To: Yardstick; backhoe; SunkenCiv
...and esteemed keyboard cowboys ...
63
posted on
04/28/2010 11:21:20 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
( Someday we'll know why love can't move a mountain.)
To: Slings and Arrows; jjsheridan5
Like so many things in life, it's an IQ test.
As I (fortunately not very often) tell the support people talking to my customers: "it can't be an endless loop. The program hasn't been released that long yet."
But really how could any FRee Republic thread be perfect without the compulsory "already been posted," rant? [I enjoy those almost as much as the idiots on usenet who would insist on wasting everybody's bandwidth flaming desperate and well-meaning n00bs for the unforgivable sin of cross-posting, because, well cross-posting wastes bandwidth. Duh.] If I weren't making billable hours at the moment, I'd've double posted it myself, or done one layer of indirection: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&rls=com.microsoft%3Aen-us&q=the+perfect+fr+thread&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=
64
posted on
04/28/2010 11:37:29 PM PDT
by
FredZarguna
("I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.")
To: shibumi
your girl comes home repentant. Actually, your wife gets up from the bar and puts her wedding ring back on.
65
posted on
04/28/2010 11:40:29 PM PDT
by
FredZarguna
("I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.")
To: FredZarguna
What if he’s tired of the Old Lady and wants the girlfriend back?
66
posted on
04/28/2010 11:42:43 PM PDT
by
shibumi
(Pablo (the Wily One) signed up for the "Hippo Attack" ping list!)
To: shibumi
What if hes tired of the Old Lady and wants the girlfriend back? Depends on the era of country music. In Hank Williams' day, there is no girlfriend. In Hank Williams Jr.'s there is a wife, and a girlfriend, and they both come back but at conveniently different times. In the Postmodern Country Era, the wife and girlfriend have a fight in the bar, make up, buy a six-pack of Miller Light, and meet you at the motel for a Ménage.
Not all cultural decay is a bad thing.
67
posted on
04/28/2010 11:51:01 PM PDT
by
FredZarguna
("I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.")
To: FredZarguna
That is so disgusting that I wish I’d written it!
68
posted on
04/28/2010 11:56:08 PM PDT
by
shibumi
(Pablo (the Wily One) signed up for the "Hippo Attack" ping list!)
To: Patrick1
Doesn’t a mention of Sarah Palin require a pic? Thought that was a rule here....
69
posted on
04/29/2010 1:15:03 AM PDT
by
Hetty_Fauxvert
(March 2010: Congress shoved Obamacare down our throats. November 2010: We will shove it back!)
To: Daffynition
70
posted on
04/29/2010 1:19:36 AM PDT
by
backhoe
(Just an Old Keyboard Cowboy, ridin' the trakball into America's Twilight...)
To: Patrick1
He shouldn’t have lost his balance and kept whacking the pit bull with the Palin sign. Coordination is everything.
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posted on
04/29/2010 1:23:51 AM PDT
by
eyedigress
((Old storm chaser from the west)?)
To: Patrick1; kanawa; Daffynition; shibumi; Salamander; Slings and Arrows; Markos33; JoeProBono; ...
Not guilty!
72
posted on
04/29/2010 1:24:53 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("I can see November from my house!")
To: Billthedrill
73
posted on
04/29/2010 1:39:35 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(Hold onto to all your fears 'cuz when I get outta here....vengeance is mine, mine, mine!)
To: Slings and Arrows
No pictures of Catherine Zeta-Jones, or talk of Hobbits, so It isn't perfect.
74
posted on
04/29/2010 1:48:14 AM PDT
by
Lucius Cornelius Sulla
(Pray for my soul. More things are wrought by prayer Than this world dreams of.-- Idylls of the King)
To: Patrick1
Sorry, it’s not the perfect Free Republic thread...you haven’t said anything at all about mama, or trains, or trucks, or prison, or gettin’ drunk...
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posted on
04/29/2010 2:01:26 AM PDT
by
Abundy
To: Lucius Cornelius Sulla; Slings and Arrows
"
No pictures of Catherine Zeta-Jones,..." "...or talk of Hobbits..."
"...or talk of Hob..."
"...or talk of..."
I'm sorry, did you mention Hobbits? ;^{)
76
posted on
04/29/2010 2:52:56 AM PDT
by
Semper Mark
(Both oligarch and tyrant mistrust the people, and therefore deprive them of their arms. - Aristotle)
To: Patrick1
Where’s the Apple computer advertisement?
77
posted on
04/29/2010 3:00:51 AM PDT
by
Fresh Wind
("...a whip of political correctness strangles their voice"-Vaclav Klaus on GW skeptics)
To: Markos33
78
posted on
04/29/2010 3:01:12 AM PDT
by
Lucius Cornelius Sulla
(Pray for my soul. More things are wrought by prayer Than this world dreams of.-- Idylls of the King)
To: Patrick1; mamelukesabre
Perfect?
Does it pass the Mamelukesabre test?
79
posted on
04/29/2010 3:47:37 AM PDT
by
Tainan
(Cogito, ergo conservatus)
To: ThomasThomas
"Where is Thailand?"
Not Thailand...Tainan...dammit.
;)
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posted on
04/29/2010 3:49:44 AM PDT
by
Tainan
(Cogito, ergo conservatus)
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