Posted on 07/28/2006 12:19:03 AM PDT by sully777
Phrases that sound innocent as well as dirty--depending on your mindset:
Petra told Ingrid, "You have a lovely rug."
Let's grab something at the golden arches.
St. Louis was once known as Mound City.
She was caught raising the flag this weekend.
The cavernous hole is wet with dew.
She favored wood as a golfer.
No one ever confused Lance as a wine sipper; hard stuff was his passion.
There was ecstatic joy as Marc Spitz lapped the pool several times in triumph, until he accidently fell into the mud.
We were in a tight spot as our camels' toes were stuck in the sand.
They sat silently, watching a Yankee game, when Bearnice cried out in delight, "Randy Johnson's pitches are high hard ones!" The girls nodded knowingly.
Shag was her favorite course in rug making at TCC's interior design class.
And the all-time classic:
If I tell you that's tight, will you hold that against me?
Woo Hoo! Happy Friday sully.
A loss of silliness for our kids, PBS has fired Melanie, the host of the "Good Night Show", for a video she made NINE years ago.
Here is the link to the story http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melanie_Martinez
and the video http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1994546325179027565&q=technical+virgin
Now, how do I explain this to my 5 year old?
Maybe work it in as a birds and bees discussion??? I gave up on PBS a long time ago. Long past time to take away federal funding. But back to the silliness!!
The master of the double entendre......Benny Hill
Picture this. He's the owner of a southern palntation. Sitting on the proch with one of his "Hill's Angels" in a "Hee Haw" type outfit standing next to him.
At one point, the girl says, "I always give tit for tat."
Benny looks over at her (straight into her ample bosom), then looks straight at the camera with that trademark smile on his face and says,
"TAT!!"
So srooy, fingres cant spel tdoay.
Time to over indulge! 
LOL!
(snicker, snicker)
Ten building and building materials double entendres...
1. Let's get hammering.
2. You're like a vice you are
3. I measured it, it's 12 inches
4. Show me your tool box
5. My downspout's leaking
6. It's dripping
7. u bend
8. You could do with a bit of silicone
9. Can I put my wood in there?
10. That looks like a powerful tool
Ten car double entendres...
1. I've got a hard top
2. Nice headlamps
3. I'm flashing
4. No entry
5. Let's burn rubber
6. Fill her up
7. You make my wheels spin
8. Not too fast!
9. I've got the horn
10. Can I look in your glove box?
Add your suggestions...
Newspaper Headlines That Are Double Entendres
Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead
Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
Miners Refuse to Work After Death
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
Stolen Painting Found by Tree
Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
War Dims Hope for Peace
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Round the garden double entendres...
1. Nice hose
2. I'll just trim your bush
3. Do you want anything doing with your water feature?
4. Don't bruise my plums
5. I like your sprinkler
6. I'll just lay this patio
7. The birds have had my cherries
8. I'll just spread my seed
9. Show us your clematis
10. He's having trouble with his grapes
11. Your fruits are blooming!
100!!
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