Ten building and building materials double entendres...
1. Let's get hammering.
2. You're like a vice you are
3. I measured it, it's 12 inches
4. Show me your tool box
5. My downspout's leaking
6. It's dripping
7. u bend
8. You could do with a bit of silicone
9. Can I put my wood in there?
10. That looks like a powerful tool
Ten car double entendres...
1. I've got a hard top
2. Nice headlamps
3. I'm flashing
4. No entry
5. Let's burn rubber
6. Fill her up
7. You make my wheels spin
8. Not too fast!
9. I've got the horn
10. Can I look in your glove box?
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