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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

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To: NicknamedBob

They can't give away Quebec (quite literally)!!


9,421 posted on 11/28/2005 1:16:08 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face

A colonel?


9,422 posted on 11/28/2005 1:17:08 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Sure: Kentucky Fried Chicken. It used to be The Colonol's Kentucky Fried Chicken. And it started out as Harman's Kentucky Fried Chicken, and the first franchise was in Salt Lake City, Utah.


9,423 posted on 11/28/2005 1:20:53 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: fanfan
I can't think of the name of Paul Martin's Liberal Party predecessor - I think he visited Cuba to learn how to run elections.
9,424 posted on 11/28/2005 1:21:27 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face

Ah yes, we have KFC over here.


9,425 posted on 11/28/2005 1:22:14 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face
I won't stay overnight unless she's with me.

How is Hobbes?

My kittens are old enough to have their "operation", so I dropped them off at the vet this morning. My male kitty will be upset; he was delighted that Mommy got him twins and now I've gone and ruined the romance.

9,426 posted on 11/28/2005 1:27:23 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Jean Chretien was before Martin, and those two were at each others throats.

Before them, was Pierre Elliot Trudeau,...that's who you're thinking of.

:-)


9,427 posted on 11/28/2005 1:29:38 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

KFC is owned by PepsiCo, which also owns Pizza Hut.


9,428 posted on 11/28/2005 1:29:56 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: SandyInSeattle

LOL!
Hobbes needs a friend, I think, but I need to find a cat about her same age. She's such a stick-in-the-mud.

Your male will be happy when the twins are home. I'm sure your male will be a good mommy to them while they recuperate. Oddly enough, neutered males often make excellent "moms."


9,429 posted on 11/28/2005 1:32:46 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: fanfan

I thought is was Chretien - I knew a Canadian girl around the time he was PM, that's what she told me (she also said he was a communist!)!!


9,430 posted on 11/28/2005 1:32:55 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face

Those evil capitalists!!


9,431 posted on 11/28/2005 1:33:51 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
I'm sure the 'Crech' went to Cuba, but Trudeau was the one that made a big deal of supporting Castro.

As a communist, he threw it in the face of successive American Governments.

He did a pirouette behind the Queens back at some function, in the 70's I think, which showed his lack of maturity.
9,432 posted on 11/28/2005 1:38:11 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite; Monkey Face
"KFC is owned by PepsiCo, which also owns Pizza Hut."

"Those evil capitalists!!"

Hmm. I like all those companies. Maybe I'll buy some stock in Pepsico...
9,433 posted on 11/28/2005 1:42:24 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: Monkey Face; Irish_Thatcherite
That'd be Harland's. 'Twas "Colonel" Harland Sanders who made the "secret blend of 11 herbs and spices" famous.

As mysterious as the secret formula for Coca-Cola are the eleven herbs and spices in KFC's famous fried chicken coating. The former Kentucky Fried Chicken has shortened its name to KFC, but the company claims the recipe has stayed the same for 40 years. According to KFC Spokesperson Jean Litterst "less than a handful of people" know their multi-million dollar recipe.

Like Coca-Cola, KFC secures its recipe in a bank vault. This one is somewhere in Louisville, Kentucky. To ensure that spice vendors don't know the formula, the secret blend of eleven herbs and spices is mixed at two different locations and then combined elsewhere with the aid of an IBM processing system. All this technology, secrecy and security for a formula that used to be mixed by KFC's founder, Colonel Harland Sanders, on the concrete floor of his own backyard porch.
Excerpted from Super Secrets Under Lock & Key.
9,434 posted on 11/28/2005 1:43:16 PM PST by HKMk23 (FOR SALE: French Army standard issue infantry rifles. Dropped once. Never fired.)
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To: fanfan

Your liberals are nearly as bad as the ANC!!


9,435 posted on 11/28/2005 1:48:06 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: NicknamedBob

Stocks can only go up - companies selling perishable/disposable goods don't reach saturation point, so the stocks are a good bet!!


9,436 posted on 11/28/2005 1:50:07 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: HKMk23; Monkey Face
Like Coca-Cola, KFC secures its recipe in a bank vault.

Their winning formula!!

9,437 posted on 11/28/2005 1:51:19 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
It's sad and scary.

I never thought I would have to fight like this for freedoms given to me in the Magna Carta.

1215, King John, IIRC.

9,438 posted on 11/28/2005 1:57:20 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

The Magna Carta - the father of constitutions.

Bunreacht na hEireann [Constitution of Ireland] is under attack from the EU and Sinn Fein/IRA.


9,439 posted on 11/28/2005 2:00:22 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: HKMk23

No, the "colonel's" name was Harland, but the first frinchise was owned by a guy named Harmon, who iowned a restaurant in SLC.


9,440 posted on 11/28/2005 2:00:43 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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