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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.
This is your first warning.
Do not try and resist.
It is useless.
Accept your fate.
You will be assimilated.
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To: King Prout
LOL!
I'm on your side...I think the dice were loaded!
8,801
posted on
11/25/2005 11:04:24 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Monkey Face
they stole my evil juju
I have made use of it for 25 years against my brother.
now I know how it feels.
he was as appalled as I.
today... by the yellow Tiber there shall be tumult and affright!
RKBA-SIX-ACTUAL out.
8,802
posted on
11/25/2005 11:06:23 AM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Tax-chick
poor dust. lying there innocently, minding its own business, staying out of trouble, doing its own best to decorate the property. And suddenly, without warning, without provocation, without mercy, it is attacked from above, entrapped in gooey dust-collecting slime, or feathered into disarray, or enclosed in a dingy, already inhabited dust cloth. And all because of a terrible misunderstanding, doubtless stemming from some horrible incident in the attacker's unhealthy youth, possibly attributable to some warp in the parents' perception of what constitutes an acceptable upbringing, where was I, oh yes, a dastardly deed perpetrated upon an unsuspecting layer of dust. All in the name of cleanliness, a most overrated concept. Did you know that when children contracted polio when they were very young - say under the age of four - and particularly if they were from one of the grubbier sorts of populace - they rarely had any problem with the disease? Whereas, if they were from more "advantaged" backgrounds and were a bit older, they had paralysis, etc. Dust is good for you. Dust is your friend. Dust keeps.
8,803
posted on
11/25/2005 11:08:49 AM PST
by
Kindly Old Doc Tsu
("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
To: sionnsar
Did I ever! Yum.... wanting more of that turkey this morning.Do you have left overs?
8,804
posted on
11/25/2005 11:16:49 AM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: King Prout
LOL.
Have you started planning on how to get them back?
8,805
posted on
11/25/2005 11:24:33 AM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: EsmeraldaA; fanfan
OK...I'm sharing my pie with you both ~~ apple caramel, made by Costco...yummmmm!
8,806
posted on
11/25/2005 11:25:18 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: fanfan; sionnsar
we do not have left overs. we have "more than enough". we have "a promising start on another meal". we have another whole freaking turkey in the refrigerator at work which some very nice lady cooked for me (with accompanying potato salad, something known here as "dressing", and a pecan pie) and I think we're going to break down the turkey and make turkey pot pie, turkey soup, hot open-faced turkey sandwiches, turkey bone necklaces and a feathered tiara. something else's feathers. this turkey is bereft and bare. we have feathers outdoors here at the house - one of the chickens met a fox or something.
8,807
posted on
11/25/2005 11:25:35 AM PST
by
Kindly Old Doc Tsu
("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu
8,808
posted on
11/25/2005 11:29:28 AM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu
8,809
posted on
11/25/2005 11:31:34 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Advent starts November 27 ... have you dusted yet?)
To: Monkey Face; Kindly Old Doc Tsu
Awww Man!
I ate a bowl of French Onion soup last night, and nothing yet today.
You guys are killing me here!
Killing me, I tell you!
8,810
posted on
11/25/2005 11:31:35 AM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: fanfan
Did you also have hot French bread with butter? And was there melted cheese in your soup? I'll trade...
8,811
posted on
11/25/2005 11:33:15 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: fanfan
begin a new tradition. thanksgiving on a monthly basis. somebody must be having thanksgiving every month. or they ought to. what's the matter with these ungrateful twerps, anyway? got no sense of being thankful.
8,812
posted on
11/25/2005 11:35:24 AM PST
by
Kindly Old Doc Tsu
("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
To: Monkey Face
Apple caramel? Sounds heavenly.....
Will you save me a piece? I have a few things to finish here and then, I'll have my pie!
To: Monkey Face
No bread because I'm off carbs until I lose some weight, but there was cheese.
Trade for turkey? OK!
8,814
posted on
11/25/2005 11:38:01 AM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: EsmeraldaA
You got it! I'll even nuke it for you and add some whipped cream!
8,815
posted on
11/25/2005 11:38:54 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: fanfan
8,816
posted on
11/25/2005 11:39:17 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: sionnsar
Good day to remain indoors! Apparently a bunch of people had the same idea; I drove to work today and made it in 30 minutes flat, even with the rain.
I didn't overeat at all yesterday, but I wasn't feeling much like chewing (unhappy tooth... root canal pending next week. Ow.)
8,817
posted on
11/25/2005 11:40:40 AM PST
by
Not A Snowbird
(Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu
We are trying to find a turkey right now so that we can celebrate American Thanksgiving this weekend.
If being grateful means eating turkey, I'm in!
8,818
posted on
11/25/2005 11:41:18 AM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu
I agree. Someone MUST have Thanksgiving every month. I will volunteer to start it. My turkey is still in the freezer, and there is no rush at the moment...he's not going anywhere.
(I have enough things to be thankful for that if I had Thanksgiving every month for the rest of my life, it still wouldn't be enough!)
8,819
posted on
11/25/2005 11:41:33 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: fanfan
If you can't find the turkey, look for frozen turkey breast. It comes in 2-4 pound packages.
8,820
posted on
11/25/2005 11:42:25 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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