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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: King Prout

I must admit 8787 is a tough act to follow.


8,781 posted on 11/25/2005 10:19:36 AM PST by calrighty (. Troops BTTT)
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To: calrighty
I must admit 8787 is a tough act to follow.

We'll see when we get there. But I bet somebody trumps it with 8788.

8,782 posted on 11/25/2005 10:20:57 AM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: sionnsar

Point well taken, sionnsar. Hope you had a good thanksgiving.


8,783 posted on 11/25/2005 10:24:23 AM PST by calrighty (. Troops BTTT)
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To: calrighty

we shall soon see, neh?


8,784 posted on 11/25/2005 10:25:52 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: sionnsar

the true trump will be 8888


8,785 posted on 11/25/2005 10:26:29 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

say howdy to Michelle, Ty, and the old bowlegged one (and his wife)


8,786 posted on 11/25/2005 10:28:50 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

too easy


8,787 posted on 11/25/2005 10:29:09 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

Er uh, yep!


8,788 posted on 11/25/2005 10:32:58 AM PST by calrighty (. Troops BTTT)
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To: calrighty

LOL. Yup, how about you?


8,789 posted on 11/25/2005 10:36:27 AM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: King Prout

we don't know what you're doing this afternoon the smallfry are going on a nature walk soonly you could call home it wouldn't kill you KODT sends


8,790 posted on 11/25/2005 10:37:36 AM PST by Kindly Old Doc Tsu ("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
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To: tuliptree76

Happy Thanksgiving to you, tulip!!


8,791 posted on 11/25/2005 10:41:26 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Tax-chick

consider this dusting thing from the dust's perspective - KODT sends


8,792 posted on 11/25/2005 10:42:46 AM PST by Kindly Old Doc Tsu ("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
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To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu; sionnsar; King Prout; Alice au Wonderland; calrighty; Darksheare; All

So hey!
Happy Day After Thanksgiving!!
I hope everyone is recoving nicely. I still have some pie to eat, but I will get that done ASAP...I'm getting hungry!


8,793 posted on 11/25/2005 10:45:40 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face
I want pie too......
Not fair!
8,794 posted on 11/25/2005 10:49:15 AM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Monkey Face; SandyInSeattle
Happy DATxG!

"Recovering"? Didn't overeat last night. OTOH, am moving a bit slow today. The rain has returned, and it is a cold winter rain.

We had talked about going to see Wallace & Gromit today, but I remembered the theater is in the middle of the Redmond mall; no way do I want to go there today. I think we'll just stay home.

8,795 posted on 11/25/2005 10:55:05 AM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu

ah.
hello, o my dam.
I shall shower and head over presently.
It being 2pm at the moment, expect to be blinded by Our radiance (reflected glare off my pate) at approximately 230pm.


8,796 posted on 11/25/2005 10:59:11 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Monkey Face

recovering... and plotting vengeance against Primus and Secundus for their brazen affrontry of last night

*evil laughter*


8,797 posted on 11/25/2005 11:03:02 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: calrighty

ayyuh. verily.


8,798 posted on 11/25/2005 11:03:37 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

how many lie in wait for the 8800?


8,799 posted on 11/25/2005 11:04:05 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

ah, well.


8,800 posted on 11/25/2005 11:04:23 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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