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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Alice au Wonderland; All

Ooouuuuuu!

I do not like shopping.


Stay safe and have fun.
:-)


I'm heading off too.
Good night all.


8,761 posted on 11/24/2005 6:35:15 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan; A CA Guy; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; Alice au Wonderland; King Prout; MNJohnnie; ...
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

8,762 posted on 11/24/2005 7:47:57 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: tuliptree76; EsmeraldaA; Darkchylde; Darksheare

Happy thanksgiving to you too :)


8,763 posted on 11/24/2005 7:58:46 PM PST by Paul_Denton (The U.S. should adopt the policy of Oom Shmoom: Israeli policy where no one gives a sh*t about U.N.)
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To: All

Good morning, all! Recovering?


8,764 posted on 11/25/2005 6:46:04 AM PST by Tax-chick (Advent starts November 27 ... have you dusted yet?)
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To: Tax-chick

Good morning!

Is James still cute?


8,765 posted on 11/25/2005 7:04:27 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Terribly! How are you?


8,766 posted on 11/25/2005 7:16:06 AM PST by Tax-chick (Advent starts November 27 ... have you dusted yet?)
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To: Tax-chick

I am well. Our plans have changed for the day. I was going to go out and observe Black Friday lunacy, but now it seems that we'll be taking a field trip to the race track to see the horses being exercised. Secundus will be in alt.

Did you ever get a chance to eat some dessert?


8,767 posted on 11/25/2005 7:23:13 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Race track sounds better than shopping. We're having housecleaning and schoolwork.

Yes, I had apple pie and ice cream for dessert, all to myself!


8,768 posted on 11/25/2005 7:26:29 AM PST by Tax-chick (Advent starts November 27 ... have you dusted yet?)
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To: Tax-chick

Oh, I didn't say I was going to shop. I just like to watch people losing their minds over shopping and finding the "perfect" gift. I've yet to witness a fist fight, but I imagine that I'll see it one day.

I just find it fascinating that generally placid people, some of whom are given to moderately rational thought, go completely insane during the Christmas shopping season.

I maintain my virtue primarily by planning ahead and making gifts. Afterall, the gifts are not the reason for the season.

Anyway, the race track should be fun. I love it when homeschooling and fun intersect!

You aren't dusting, are you? ;)


8,769 posted on 11/25/2005 7:36:46 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Tax-chick

We're off to the track. I'll talk to you later.


8,770 posted on 11/25/2005 7:41:43 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Hope you have a great time at the track! Currently, Tom is dusting, but I did some earlier :-).


8,771 posted on 11/25/2005 8:06:24 AM PST by Tax-chick (Advent starts November 27 ... have you dusted yet?)
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To: fanfan
Enjoy FRiend!

Did I ever! Yum.... wanting more of that turkey this morning.

8,772 posted on 11/25/2005 8:54:48 AM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
I just find it fascinating that generally placid people, some of whom are given to moderately rational thought, go completely insane during the Christmas shopping season.

Our family has a $5 per gifet per person rule (except for the kids). It gets interesting.

8,773 posted on 11/25/2005 8:57:00 AM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: sionnsar

We draw names, with a $10 limit and adult approval of anything the children select.


8,774 posted on 11/25/2005 9:03:58 AM PST by Tax-chick (Advent starts November 27 ... have you dusted yet?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

better you than me.
I shall wisely observe The Rule of Avoidance which applies to all Malls and Outlet Stores from Thanksgiving Day to 26 DEC.

the traffic...
the angry motards...
the fights in the aisles over mass-produced rubbish...

*shudder*


8,775 posted on 11/25/2005 10:01:27 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: fanfan

that's about right.

it isn't that they beat me: it is that they used my old trick of using evil magic to control the dice to beat me that REALLY rankles.


8,776 posted on 11/25/2005 10:03:27 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

last post?


8,777 posted on 11/25/2005 10:05:29 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

8778

so there, nyagh!


8,778 posted on 11/25/2005 10:05:54 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

8779!!!!!!!!!!!!


8,779 posted on 11/25/2005 10:11:43 AM PST by calrighty (. Troops BTTT)
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To: calrighty

well... if you get 8787, then ya gots braggin' rights


8,780 posted on 11/25/2005 10:17:57 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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