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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.
This is your first warning.
Do not try and resist.
It is useless.
Accept your fate.
You will be assimilated.
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To: Darksheare
For a minute there, I thought that you had asked if I had ever accidentally tied my fingers to my backside.
Fortunately, no matter how your message is supposed to be read, the answer is still no.
Now, if you had asked if I had ever done it on purpose....Well, I'm not telling....*wicked smirk*
8,561
posted on
11/24/2005 7:20:37 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Darksheare
"Hey, those laces are evil!
Ever get your fingers caught in bustier laces?
Torture, absolute torture!"
No...er...I'm not in nearly as big a hurry to put it on as someone else is to take it off...;o]
8,562
posted on
11/24/2005 7:23:15 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: sionnsar; Dead Corpse; 4mycountry; hiredhand; fanfan; Darksheare; Capn TrVth; Darkchylde; ...
HAPPY THANKSGIVING, EVERYONE!!!
8,563
posted on
11/24/2005 7:30:46 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Monkey Face
8,564
posted on
11/24/2005 7:38:18 AM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Monkey Face
Happy thanksgiving to you, Face! Off to cook my goose! We ate the turkey on Saturday!
8,565
posted on
11/24/2005 7:40:29 AM PST
by
Knitting A Conundrum
(Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
To: Knitting A Conundrum
LOL
Your gonna get your goose cooked.
8,566
posted on
11/24/2005 7:42:09 AM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Monkey Face
Happy Thanksgiving, Face! I've got dough rising for dinner rolls (requested by Bill), but it's only 66 degrees in here, so it's going to take forever. Good thing I started early!
8,567
posted on
11/24/2005 7:43:56 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Advent starts November 27 ... have you dusted yet?)
To: SandyInSeattle
He's your basic domestic short hair. Someone from the local ER found him on the side of the road, brought him to the ER, called Prout, who called KODT, she who finds homes for stray animals.
So, in appropriate fashion, KODT and dad (mine and Prout's) took the kitty to vet to be vetted. He had the usual crud but now he's all better, except he's still in quarantine (in the parental units' bathroom) for a few more days.
His name is Mcxlplx and he thinks he is fierce. Used toilet paper rolls tremble in fear at his approach.
The hubby took some pix on the digital camera and I'd love to post one, but I don't know how to do it. The hubby might, but he's not divulging the technical knowledge.
If I can convince him to let me try posting one, what are the rules (if any) for posting graphics. I know that it shouldn't be huge because it interferes with loading for the people on dial-up. Do you have any helpful advice?
Have a fabulous Turkey Day!
8,568
posted on
11/24/2005 7:43:57 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: SandyInSeattle
I forgot to ask: What's a torbie?
8,569
posted on
11/24/2005 7:44:26 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: fanfan
And I'll be cooking potatos, dressing, squash, green beans, gravy, cranberry sauce and low cal blueberry cheesecake with that, too!
8,570
posted on
11/24/2005 7:46:56 AM PST
by
Knitting A Conundrum
(Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; Knitting A Conundrum; fanfan; Darksheare; Darkchylde; timpad; Eaker; ...
Happy Turkey Day!
Per KODT, the turkey was not consulted in this matter. He is, however, committed.
Per Alice, so will KODT be, as soon as she's fitted with her straightjacket.
Per KODT, they're gonna chase me a long way and they'd better pack a lunch!
*chuckling*
8,571
posted on
11/24/2005 7:52:26 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Our turkey is not yet committed, nor is the cook home from his morning activity. I fear we'll be having bacon and eggs (and pie) for supper tonight, and turkey tomorrow!
8,572
posted on
11/24/2005 8:09:58 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Advent starts November 27 ... have you dusted yet?)
To: Knitting A Conundrum
*mouth watering*
This is going to be a tough day for me. lol.
Our turkey is but a memory.
Sounds yummy, enjoy!
8,573
posted on
11/24/2005 8:10:00 AM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Alice au Wonderland
8,574
posted on
11/24/2005 8:12:22 AM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: tuliptree76
Happy Turkey Day to you all! See you tomorrow when I go back to work and have time to Freep!
8,575
posted on
11/24/2005 8:29:21 AM PST
by
MNJohnnie
("You cannot kill hope with bombs and bullets" Sgt. Clay Smith)
To: Knitting A Conundrum
8,576
posted on
11/24/2005 8:43:17 AM PST
by
calrighty
(. Troops BTTT)
To: fanfan
Oh...go get a turkey roast and enjoy!!
(I'll think of you with every bite!)
8,577
posted on
11/24/2005 8:46:22 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: calrighty
Happy Thanksgiving, Cal! How is your visit with your daughter coming along?
8,578
posted on
11/24/2005 8:47:29 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Monkey Face; All
Happy Thanksgiving, 'Face!
But now it's time to go make some coffee, awaken the goodwife, and get ready for church. Later...
8,579
posted on
11/24/2005 8:48:25 AM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
To: Knitting A Conundrum
It doesn't matter what you eat, and long as you're thankful for it! If you want your goose cooked instead of a turkey, then I say, "Good ON ya!"
8,580
posted on
11/24/2005 8:48:51 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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