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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: sionnsar
a distinctly Scottish Gaelic way

That's what my family does with the names of loved ones, if the names have at least three syllables.

8,401 posted on 11/23/2005 5:02:10 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Monkey Face

Any sniffing involved?


8,402 posted on 11/23/2005 5:03:09 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite; Alice au Wonderland

I thought a tinker was a man who repaired and bought metalware?...


8,403 posted on 11/23/2005 5:03:22 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

LOL!!!

I would never say something like that!!!!

Everything I've valued the most in my life seems to come with a Heinz 57 background.

:-D

Well, except the Kerry (so called) Family.
(I'm seeing Lurch in my mind! lol)


But, they were no 57's, and thats the difference.
How can they pretend to know or care about people when they've been so isolated from real life all this time.
(Do you KNOW who I am?)

*snort*
Jackass!

I know Laura doesn't do her own laundry any more, but I bet she knows how!


lol. Sorry/end of rant.


8,404 posted on 11/23/2005 5:04:53 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Monkey Face; Alice au Wonderland
I thought a tinker was a man who repaired and bought metalware?...

The people I described, many were involved in that trade, so that's the most common name for them - the PC crew prefer to call them 'Travellers'.

8,405 posted on 11/23/2005 5:06:06 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

I didn't look...*gollum*


8,406 posted on 11/23/2005 5:06:15 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
I don't suppose they were prepared to stand guard for the tree though, eh?

;-)
8,407 posted on 11/23/2005 5:06:42 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

I suspect, as a young mother, and a teacher, and a military wife at times, that Laura knows not only how to do laundry, but also how to iron creases in uniform shirts...


8,408 posted on 11/23/2005 5:07:45 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: fanfan

...nor did they wish to commit to the resultant trip to the local ER should the tree injure the children (or if I injured the children for injuring the tree).....


8,409 posted on 11/23/2005 5:09:16 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

"...the PC crew prefer to call them 'Travellers'."

I call a spade a spade. They were Gypsies before PC became the buzz-word, and they will be Gypsies until hell freezes over.

Just like I say, "MERRY CHRISTMAS!" instead of "Happy Holidays."


8,410 posted on 11/23/2005 5:09:50 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

No sniffing....


8,411 posted on 11/23/2005 5:09:54 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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Prout wishes you all a good evening.


8,412 posted on 11/23/2005 5:10:37 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

*gollum*


8,413 posted on 11/23/2005 5:10:47 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Hiya, KP!


8,414 posted on 11/23/2005 5:11:03 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
I think we just have Pentecost, then Rogation Sunday (the green altar decorations come out), and then the Sundays are called 1st sunday after Pentecost right up until Advent. However, I've just remembered that we had the white altar cloths out last Sunday. Hrmmmmm......

OMG, I just pulled out my old "'79 BCP" and you're right! They renamed the season in the '79! In the 1928 BCP they are explicitly the "Nth Sunday after Trinity." The 5th Sunday after Easter is Rogation Sunday.

Last Sunday was green for us, the last until Saturday (green also), the end of Trinitytide. Sunday is purple, Advent, and I think we will agree on that!

8,415 posted on 11/23/2005 5:12:16 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: sionnsar


Thanks.

;-D


8,416 posted on 11/23/2005 5:13:20 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Monkey Face
I call a spade a spade. They were Gypsies before PC became the buzz-word, and they will be Gypsies until hell freezes over.

The Gypsies, though similar, are a different group, in fact an ethnic group in themselves - the Tinkers are indigenously Irish, and despite claims to the contrary, are not ethically different from other Irish.

BTW, the PC crew now refer to the Gypsies as 'Romany' - something to do with the fact they are of Romanian origin.

8,417 posted on 11/23/2005 5:13:59 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face; Irish_Thatcherite

Here in America, we have gypsies and travellers. Travellers are almost exclusively of irish extraction; gypsies are of central european descent.


8,418 posted on 11/23/2005 5:14:16 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Monkey Face
*gollum*

What's this gollum?

8,419 posted on 11/23/2005 5:15:05 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face

Prout says "Happy Turkey Day!"


8,420 posted on 11/23/2005 5:15:06 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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