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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Dead Corpse
I've cut WAY back on carbs and other starches

How do you deal with the fatigue? I tried the professional Body builders competition diet which is like 50% body weight in Protein, 30% carbs, 20% fats and could not take the feeling tired all the time.

8,001 posted on 11/23/2005 7:57:57 AM PST by MNJohnnie ("Bush lied and Oppression died.")
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To: MNJohnnie

We need computer screens built into our brains!


8,002 posted on 11/23/2005 7:58:44 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: sionnsar
8000?
8,000 posted on 11/23/2005 7:57:45 AM PST by sionnsar (

NAILED IT!!! Whoooooooo!!!!!! You da WOman!!!!!

8,003 posted on 11/23/2005 7:59:05 AM PST by MNJohnnie ("Bush lied and Oppression died.")
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To: sionnsar

8,004 posted on 11/23/2005 7:59:26 AM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: sionnsar

LOL!

You rascal!


You got the 999, and the 8000!


8,005 posted on 11/23/2005 7:59:33 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: MNJohnnie
I'm a guy.
8,006 posted on 11/23/2005 8:01:02 AM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: sionnsar
One of the best things about the Undead thread is the amazing smileys you all post!
8,007 posted on 11/23/2005 8:01:32 AM PST by MNJohnnie ("Bush lied and Oppression died.")
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To: fanfan

Heh.


8,008 posted on 11/23/2005 8:01:41 AM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: sionnsar

OOOOpS! Never seem to get it right. OOOOOOOOOOhhhhhh! You DA 8000 MAN!


8,009 posted on 11/23/2005 8:02:10 AM PST by MNJohnnie ("Bush lied and Oppression died.")
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To: Monkey Face
(When and how are we to know who is really posting and who is the imposter?)

You will know that it is I, Alice, by my correct use of grammar, syntax, spelling and prurience!

8,010 posted on 11/23/2005 8:03:05 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: MNJohnnie

Saw that one last year and decided to hang on to it. For this year.


8,011 posted on 11/23/2005 8:03:28 AM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: MNJohnnie
Adding mass? Eat lots of protein. Go heavy. It's an equation as old as the mountains. I'd recommend eating at least 50-60% protein for a mass builder. Ascending Pyramid sets.
8,012 posted on 11/23/2005 8:04:35 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: sionnsar
So to what do you attribute your amazing 8000 victory? Did you lurk and pounce on it like the deadly Cyber Tiger you are? Or was it more a matter of Divine Intervention, Bill Gates whispering in your ear "Now would be a good time" sort of thing? Or did lady luck simple surrender her virtue to you?

Inquiring minds what to know!

8,013 posted on 11/23/2005 8:05:58 AM PST by MNJohnnie ("Bush lied and Oppression died.")
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To: MNJohnnie
OOOOpS! Never seem to get it right. OOOOOOOOOOhhhhhh! You DA 8000 MAN!


8,014 posted on 11/23/2005 8:06:26 AM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: MNJohnnie

Pure luck. I'd been online for a little while, but had received a FReepmail requesting an update to an Anglican page. So when I got here... there was that 8000 just waiting...


8,015 posted on 11/23/2005 8:08:10 AM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Alice darling! How divine to see you this morning! Happy Increased BMI eve!
8,016 posted on 11/23/2005 8:08:22 AM PST by MNJohnnie ("Bush lied and Oppression died.")
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To: sionnsar
So once again that slut Lady Luck plays the little round heels for the new comer rascal and spurns the devote attentions of the gentlemen!!!!
8,017 posted on 11/23/2005 8:09:58 AM PST by MNJohnnie ("Bush lied and Oppression died.")
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Morning!


8,018 posted on 11/23/2005 8:10:56 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: MNJohnnie

Ahhh.

Frank Sinatra.


8,019 posted on 11/23/2005 8:11:45 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: MNJohnnie
Not having a problem with fatigue. I'm still getting carbs, just complex carbs instead of junk carbs. Whole wheat pastas and breads. Few potatos. Jasmin Rice. No heavy sauces on anything. No chips, ice cream, or candy. Ect...

I'm probably at about 45-50 protein. Just because I like a lot of meat. I almost think I'd be happier as a carnivore.

Dunno. I do my workouts right away in the morning. Right after, I have my breakfast and coffee. A LOT of coffe. About 48 oz of straight black Folgers.

8,020 posted on 11/23/2005 8:17:10 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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