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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Victoria Delsoul

Well.. with the eldest of us, his motivations for speech and thought are usually visual based on 'absolute physicalities of the feminine form'.

Like I sorta hinted, the first thing that comes to his mind is usually, "Heh heh.. girlzzzz"


6,981 posted on 11/19/2005 10:32:27 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: King Prout; Darksheare; trussell; Victoria Delsoul
The name is very cool. However.....LOL!

"EsmeraldaA - K'nigget. Lady Esmeraldaa, Muse of Muzak, Pinner of Tunes and Keeper of Theme songs"

We can change a couple of things;

"EsmeraldaA - K'nigget. Lady Esmeralda, Muse of Muzak, Spinner of Tunes and Keeper of Theme songs"

Better?
6,982 posted on 11/19/2005 10:32:32 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA; Darksheare
Then you sick with me

darks is sick with everyone.

6,983 posted on 11/19/2005 10:32:53 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: trussell

Been busy lately myself, and haven't been dropping by Dimensional Doors ,The Finest, or teh Canteen much lately.


6,984 posted on 11/19/2005 10:33:21 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Looks great Es!!


6,985 posted on 11/19/2005 10:33:36 PM PST by trussell (Miss you TC)
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To: EsmeraldaA

"EsmeraldaA - K'nigget. Lady Esmeralda, Muse of Muzak, Spinner of Tunes and Keeper of Theme songs" it is then.

I was a little puzzled by that "pinner of tunes" bit


6,986 posted on 11/19/2005 10:33:56 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout; EsmeraldaA

Hmm.. yes.
Contagius even.
I. M. Contagius at your service..


6,987 posted on 11/19/2005 10:34:00 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Up to you, I'll say "Aye!"


6,988 posted on 11/19/2005 10:34:29 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Army Air Corps
I don't have it, but I got Ann Murray, lol. How's that?


6,989 posted on 11/19/2005 10:34:42 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: King Prout; EsmeraldaA

A Sheareism, to be sure.


6,990 posted on 11/19/2005 10:34:55 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Victoria Delsoul

NOW... we need to metagrobolize sumething up for you.

your title as it stands is...?


6,991 posted on 11/19/2005 10:35:03 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Darksheare

SUMETHING???????


ooooooo yer askin fer it!


6,992 posted on 11/19/2005 10:35:44 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Darksheare

LOL, is he Latin or something?


6,993 posted on 11/19/2005 10:35:55 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Darksheare

I can't stay away from the canteen, especially now that I have been made a DJ! I enjoy spinning tunes for the troops, and dancing with the guyz! You should join us. We could always use more dancing guyz!


6,994 posted on 11/19/2005 10:36:28 PM PST by trussell (Miss you TC)
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To: King Prout; Darksheare; Army Air Corps; EsmeraldaA
your title as it stands is...?

I'm not sure now... Darks, wanna help me here?

6,995 posted on 11/19/2005 10:37:03 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: King Prout

LOL!

Uh oh..


6,996 posted on 11/19/2005 10:37:18 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Victoria Delsoul

The kids were taken with it because it was all new and interesting. I was taken with it because I KNOW the technical acumen required to sing well at that level -- it's beyond my capabilities -- and these performers were ON. I've never been that much "into" opera, but I think I'd like to see something like Leoncavallo's "Il Pagliacci" done live. To hear an excellent voice just nail every note in a difficult aria; that's REAL soul food.


6,997 posted on 11/19/2005 10:37:45 PM PST by HKMk23 (FOR SALE: French Army standard issue infantry rifles. Dropped once. Never fired.)
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To: EsmeraldaA
I like this one...

"EsmeraldaA - K'nigget. Lady Esmeraldaa, Muse of Muzak, Pinner of Tunes and Keeper of Theme songs"

6,998 posted on 11/19/2005 10:38:08 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Darksheare

You poor baby you!


6,999 posted on 11/19/2005 10:38:40 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Victoria Delsoul

No.. our ancestry is an odd mix of German, a Frenchy, some Brits, and a few mad Celts thrown in for fun and profit.

But we often joke that the eldest of us was... switched at birth or is an alien baby from some weirdo planet.


7,000 posted on 11/19/2005 10:38:41 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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