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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
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This is your first warning.
Do not try and resist.
It is useless.
Accept your fate.
You will be assimilated.
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To: Alice au Wonderland
No! The olives go on the FINGERS!
6,501
posted on
11/19/2005 9:43:16 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Alice au Wonderland; Tax-chick
"... did I understand correctly, from your title, that you're the husband of Tax-Chick?" Tax-Chick is a dear, dear person, and I am very much enamored of her, but we are not spouses to each other.
She is the executive secretary to the Imperial Weatherman, and I treat her with appropriate respect, and in consideration that her husband is a better marksman than I am.
6,502
posted on
11/19/2005 9:43:23 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: NicknamedBob
I had a friend who said he always made love with his socks on because it was awfully hard to put them on while running from a jealous husband.
*snort*
6,503
posted on
11/19/2005 9:44:47 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Monkey Face
Reminds me of an old Allman Bros song................
6,504
posted on
11/19/2005 9:48:52 AM PST
by
calrighty
( Watch " The Beeber Story ", written by al baby, produced by Hugh Series. Troops BTTT)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Lookee, lookee what found you! The dreaded 00's!
6,505
posted on
11/19/2005 9:49:38 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
To: Monkey Face
Is that before or after you stick your fingers in the pie?
6,506
posted on
11/19/2005 9:50:08 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
To: NicknamedBob; Tax-chick
Okay. Your non-spousal relationship and healthy fear of superior marksmanship are duly noted in the log book.
6,507
posted on
11/19/2005 9:51:40 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Lordy! What kind of house do you run? The kids put the olives on their fingers, and that gets them out of your hair while you take the pies out of the oven to cool!
Sheesh! Do I have to tell you EVERYthing???
LOL!
6,508
posted on
11/19/2005 9:51:59 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Monkey Face
"Socks" are also important for other reasons. *aura of prurience*
6,509
posted on
11/19/2005 9:52:30 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
To: Monkey Face
6,510
posted on
11/19/2005 9:52:58 AM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
To: calrighty
I don't know that I listened to the Allman Bros much. The guy was retired air force (my employee) and I figured he knew what he was talking about.
*snort*
6,511
posted on
11/19/2005 9:53:39 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: calrighty
I don't know that I listened to the Allman Bros much. The guy was retired air force (my employee) and I figured he knew what he was talking about.
*snort*
6,512
posted on
11/19/2005 9:53:40 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Monkey Face; calrighty
Uh-oh...the dreaded double-post...I hope that's not a portent of things to come...
6,513
posted on
11/19/2005 9:54:47 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Alice au Wonderland
You mean, like heels and trashy novels?
6,514
posted on
11/19/2005 9:55:31 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Those zeros are, quite literally, nothing to me!
6,515
posted on
11/19/2005 9:56:00 AM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Monkey Face
My family does not have any traditions regarding olives other than assiduously avoiding them.
All children and men are banned from the kitchen during the ritual Turkey Day feast preparations.
Pumpkin pies are stored in the laundry room with the door closed securely to prevent the cats from getting to the pies before the humans do.
See! You don't have to tell me everything.
6,516
posted on
11/19/2005 9:56:01 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
To: Monkey Face
No. It's just that, after going to the trouble of vacating the premises in a hurry, it's just plain stupid to leave evidence behind. I'm referring to the evidence that becomes very evident within nine months, of course.
6,517
posted on
11/19/2005 9:59:57 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
To: All
Off to the swim meet! Ttyl!
6,518
posted on
11/19/2005 10:00:32 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
To: Alice au Wonderland
LOL!
It's been so long since I've been to a family gathering on Thanksgiving that I'm afraid I've lost my objectivity about it. Not to mention forgetting all the traditions and non-traditional ways of dealing with family members.
:o]
6,519
posted on
11/19/2005 10:07:20 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Ah. The result of reading too many trashy novels, from what one of my co-workers said...;o]
6,520
posted on
11/19/2005 10:08:12 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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