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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Monkey Face

Good morning, Face! Glad you are feeling chipper!


6,481 posted on 11/19/2005 9:22:50 AM PST by calrighty ( Watch " The Beeber Story ", written by al baby, produced by Hugh Series. Troops BTTT)
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To: Monkey Face

didn't realize you were ill.
feel better.


6,482 posted on 11/19/2005 9:25:32 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Monkey Face

Howya Monkey!!


6,483 posted on 11/19/2005 9:25:44 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: sionnsar; NicknamedBob; Monkey Face
All things considered, the day is going well. I've nearly crossed off everything that is currently on my list and I've beaten back everything that has attempted to get onto the list. *sigh*

I'm the annoucer at the meet, this time around, and I'm hoping that I'll have a voice left for tomorrow's choir rehearsal/service.

I have a title, now, that Prout has posted on "da list". It's pretty spiffy...the title that is.

BTW, NnB, did I understand correctly, from your title, that you're the husband of Tax-Chick? If so, I was oblivious to that fact.

Face, I hope that you feel better in time to relish (pun intended) the upcoming festal day of Thanksgiving.

6,484 posted on 11/19/2005 9:26:24 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: All

Howdy to all of the rest of you, too!


6,485 posted on 11/19/2005 9:27:19 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Monkey Face
Glad you're better today.

I woke up early with a very upset stomach. So I'm going to be dragging all day.

Trying to decide if I want to wipe & rebuild my Linux PDA today. It's been getting a little squirrely.

6,486 posted on 11/19/2005 9:27:21 AM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: calrighty

Thanks! Not exactly "chipper" but better. At least I feel like posting instead of just lurking.


6,487 posted on 11/19/2005 9:27:44 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Morning / Afternoon, IT!


6,488 posted on 11/19/2005 9:28:29 AM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: King Prout

Thanks, KP!
Ooops!

I have an URL on my home page that will explain my "unusual" appearances and disappearances. Or, you can go here: http://www.cfids.org and look under symptoms. More people are stricken with CFIDS every year than with breast cancer, but because there is no known cause, there isn't much interest in finding a "cure."


6,489 posted on 11/19/2005 9:30:45 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Top o' the mornin' to ye! (And the rest of the day to meself!)


6,490 posted on 11/19/2005 9:31:30 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

Called to talk with my aunt at the hospital yesterday, but she wasn't there. They'd sent her home.


6,491 posted on 11/19/2005 9:34:41 AM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Thanks, Alice, but unless something changes between now and then, Thanksgiving will be spent with Hobbes, right here. I don't usually go anywhere for holidays. I DO have a can of pitted black olives and the makings for a pumpkin pie, so I'm good to go!


6,492 posted on 11/19/2005 9:35:35 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: sionnsar

Oooohhh!
I get up like that a lot, so I feel bad for you. If you can stand it, have some hot cocoa with some cinnamon in it. It will settle your stomach.

THEN you can work on your PDA!


6,493 posted on 11/19/2005 9:37:11 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: sionnsar

That's good news! What a relief, huh?


6,494 posted on 11/19/2005 9:38:06 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: All

Jeez...I'm posting to myself again...serves me right for being AWOL...no one knows who I am any more.


6,495 posted on 11/19/2005 9:39:55 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

We actually don't say 'Top o' the mornin' to ye!' - Hollywood invention.


6,496 posted on 11/19/2005 9:41:04 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face
You know, that's a really good idea! Thanks!! (And I'll start the coffee for the goodwife, who's still asleep.)

And yes, that was a relief about my aunt!

6,497 posted on 11/19/2005 9:41:08 AM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: Monkey Face

You're not going to put the olives...*shudder*...in the pumpkin pie, are you?


6,498 posted on 11/19/2005 9:42:02 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Actually, it's what my mother always said.


6,499 posted on 11/19/2005 9:42:46 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: sionnsar

Howya sion!!


6,500 posted on 11/19/2005 9:43:01 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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