Okay. Your non-spousal relationship and healthy fear of superior marksmanship are duly noted in the log book.
Oh, my! Look what I missed while I was gone all day! I'm also not married to Campion, Huber, or Clyde Asbury - my actual spouse is UnFReeped - and I don't really drink all that much, either.
My duties as Executive Secretary involve informing the multitude that the Weatherman is fully aware of their dissatisfaction with today's weather, and thanks them very much for their input.