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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.
This is your first warning.
Do not try and resist.
It is useless.
Accept your fate.
You will be assimilated.
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To: Darksheare
It isn't finished you said?
It's halfway finished, and believe me, you'll love the second half.
To: NicknamedBob; Das Outsider; Alice au Wonderland; Darkchylde
6,362
posted on
11/18/2005 8:18:19 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: Das Outsider
6,363
posted on
11/18/2005 8:18:32 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: NicknamedBob
It amuses and inspires me, that in this jabberwockian pantheon, I get to be the voice of calm and tranquil reason.
No jibba jabba, foo!
To: NicknamedBob
It amuses and inspires me, that in this jabberwockian pantheon, I get to be the voice of calm and tranquil reason.
No jibba jabba, foo!
To: Darksheare
***light bulb moment*****
I see now...
(still question you sanity sometimes.)
;)
6,366
posted on
11/18/2005 8:20:50 PM PST
by
Americanwolf
(Support the Minutemen Civil Defense Corp...Doing the Job our government won't !)
To: Americanwolf
If it comforts you some, I question it myself.
;-)
6,367
posted on
11/18/2005 8:21:39 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: Das Outsider; NicknamedBob; Darksheare; King Prout; Irish_Thatcherite; Monkey Face; sionnsar; ...
6,368
posted on
11/18/2005 8:22:52 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
To: Darksheare
don't we all...
and probably with good reason.. :)
6,369
posted on
11/18/2005 8:24:10 PM PST
by
Americanwolf
(Support the Minutemen Civil Defense Corp...Doing the Job our government won't !)
To: Alice au Wonderland; Darkchylde
My sis also wrote this:
(A short explanation of Kentothe, Graknia, and the tale following the explanation. Kentothe is down the dimensional portal and hang a right at the bend. Where I am storied to come from as per my original bio page, long since removed.)
but the genesis of it is kentothe. south graknia is a next door neighbor.
well, south & north graknia are actually east & west from eachother.
but they're both south of kentothe somewhere.
yeah, that's why they keep getting magazines. it's a portal glitch.
"My satellite TV is out!"
"Some creep down that weirdo dimension just stole it!"
twas a greemuul.
well, it's green, resembles golem(?) & suffers from kleptomania. has googly yellow eyes, no visible pupil, since the eye is all one color.
it's related to muul men, but is less human & more muul. muul is pronounced mole, more or less.
The Tyrant of South Graknia
By Darkchylde
he was sitting in the corner, drooling on the pages of a discarded "earth creature" magazine. those lower beings who resembled us were always giving us their "magazines" as they were called....
he was deeply enthralled by the curves of the licentious "Britney Spears" when the captain of the guard interrupted his party of one.
he immediately leapt to his feet & began shouting obscenities about the evil "earth creatures" & their vile "magazines". the captain of the guard stood still. "did you see anything?!" he asked his officer in a paranoid, frenzied fashion. "No, sir! I didn't see you looking at that Spears girl again!"
he eyed his officer suspiciously for a few tense minutes, then satisfied by the belief his secret was secure, (the captain would say nothing lest he face losing his job, or worse) he asked for the latest news of the troops. "they could fare better sir" was the captains cautious reply.
"Oh, how so?" asked his lordship. "well, sir..." the captain was rather hesitant to present the request of his soldiers. "yes, captain?!" his lordship was never a very patient man & the captain hesitant attitude erked him, even gave him an uneasy feeling. "Well, sir, actually the men were wanting to borrow a few of your "magazines". You know, for morale" the captain instantly regretted mentioning those magazines again. he was disintegrated by his lordship before he could even scream.
6,370
posted on
11/18/2005 8:24:34 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: tuliptree76
6,371
posted on
11/18/2005 8:25:13 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: Americanwolf
A sane and healthy man questions his sanity every moment.
The foolhardy man gives it nary a thought.
6,372
posted on
11/18/2005 8:25:42 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: tuliptree76
Good evening, everyone. You also.
6,373
posted on
11/18/2005 8:25:59 PM PST
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: Darksheare
6,374
posted on
11/18/2005 8:29:39 PM PST
by
Americanwolf
(Support the Minutemen Civil Defense Corp...Doing the Job our government won't !)
To: Americanwolf
And in about a year I'll look back on it and go, "Wow, that sounds too lucid to be me!"
6,375
posted on
11/18/2005 8:30:35 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: Darksheare
A sane and healthy man questions his sanity every moment.
Then I am SOOOO incredibly sane.
To: Darksheare
6,377
posted on
11/18/2005 8:32:49 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
To: A CA Guy
6,378
posted on
11/18/2005 8:33:44 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
To: Darksheare; Americanwolf; A CA Guy; tuliptree76
"A sane and healthy man questions his sanity every moment." In the Kingdom of the insane, the sane man ... would go nuts.
"Questioning your sanity? Send any answers you receive to NnB c/o Free Republic."
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posted on
11/18/2005 8:34:05 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: Darksheare
lol.... Lucidity... such a fickle creature... :)
6,380
posted on
11/18/2005 8:34:31 PM PST
by
Americanwolf
(Support the Minutemen Civil Defense Corp...Doing the Job our government won't !)
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