My sis also wrote this:
(A short explanation of Kentothe, Graknia, and the tale following the explanation. Kentothe is down the dimensional portal and hang a right at the bend. Where I am storied to come from as per my original bio page, long since removed.)
but the genesis of it is kentothe. south graknia is a next door neighbor.
well, south & north graknia are actually east & west from eachother.
but they're both south of kentothe somewhere.
yeah, that's why they keep getting magazines. it's a portal glitch.
"My satellite TV is out!"
"Some creep down that weirdo dimension just stole it!"
twas a greemuul.
well, it's green, resembles golem(?) & suffers from kleptomania. has googly yellow eyes, no visible pupil, since the eye is all one color.
it's related to muul men, but is less human & more muul. muul is pronounced mole, more or less.
The Tyrant of South Graknia
By Darkchylde
he was sitting in the corner, drooling on the pages of a discarded "earth creature" magazine. those lower beings who resembled us were always giving us their "magazines" as they were called....
he was deeply enthralled by the curves of the licentious "Britney Spears" when the captain of the guard interrupted his party of one.
he immediately leapt to his feet & began shouting obscenities about the evil "earth creatures" & their vile "magazines". the captain of the guard stood still. "did you see anything?!" he asked his officer in a paranoid, frenzied fashion. "No, sir! I didn't see you looking at that Spears girl again!"
he eyed his officer suspiciously for a few tense minutes, then satisfied by the belief his secret was secure, (the captain would say nothing lest he face losing his job, or worse) he asked for the latest news of the troops. "they could fare better sir" was the captains cautious reply.
"Oh, how so?" asked his lordship. "well, sir..." the captain was rather hesitant to present the request of his soldiers. "yes, captain?!" his lordship was never a very patient man & the captain hesitant attitude erked him, even gave him an uneasy feeling. "Well, sir, actually the men were wanting to borrow a few of your "magazines". You know, for morale" the captain instantly regretted mentioning those magazines again. he was disintegrated by his lordship before he could even scream.
You missed the addition I made to
the story, I finally gave it an ending.