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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: calrighty

I'm stuned, I tell ya--stuned.


6,281 posted on 11/18/2005 6:23:05 PM PST by Das Outsider
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To: Alice au Wonderland

this might be beyond them - I don't believe either Primus or Secundus have patience for steady work over six to twelve months before any gratification, and I KNOW Tertia and Quartus do not.


6,282 posted on 11/18/2005 6:23:40 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Not really.
Fridays are Mondays.

Today has been sorta quiet...
I'm scared.


6,283 posted on 11/18/2005 6:24:41 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: fanfan
Time off?

Well, if I can't cash it in for extra $$$, I might as well take the time off. Assuming, of course, my commitments will allow it. But December tends to be a slow time for my committees.. unlike January, when the pace ratchets *way* up!

Got a few projects that have been holding fire, like installing a DVD-burner (Linux box or Windows box?), getting the DVD-ripping/converting software going (I figure in 4GB I can store all the LOTR movies in MPEG4, sized to play on my PDA -- just the thing for that 14-hour flight *\;-), and other tech-fun stuff I haven't done much with due to travel.

Not to mention cleaning/organizing the house, yardwork, etc. *\:-|

Though it's getting a bit cold for yardwork. I know it's not close to freezing fog, but a really cold fog appeared this evening -- unusual, this early.

So how are things there?

6,284 posted on 11/18/2005 6:24:52 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: Darksheare
Not really a conundrum, IMO.

I'd never met him, but I wish peace to him and to all that knew him.

What more really needs to be said than that?

6,285 posted on 11/18/2005 6:27:03 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: King Prout

That bow wasn't a "mad" bastard, it was a BAD bastard! I mean that in the most complimentary way, o my sibling.


6,286 posted on 11/18/2005 6:28:18 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

What more?

More than simple words can convey.
But that is how it always is.


6,287 posted on 11/18/2005 6:30:38 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare

I was impressed by the subtle pattern of his "lapses" in English spelling and syntax.


6,288 posted on 11/18/2005 6:32:37 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Darksheare
Fridays are Mondays.

You need to read " Monday begins on Saturday."

It's SF/Soviet/sarcastic, part of my "permanent collection" and probably quite dated by now, but the authors rank among my favourites. This was not one of their best -- "Hard to be a God" nearly got a Hugo (Nebula?) Award for best SF -- but I quite enjoyed their writing.

6,289 posted on 11/18/2005 6:32:51 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: fanfan

'Night, Fan!


6,290 posted on 11/18/2005 6:33:53 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

I'm guessing he is a retread that we've run across before.
He did sound mighty familiar.

He sounded quite.. "English is my second language, but I am trying."


6,291 posted on 11/18/2005 6:34:40 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: sionnsar

LOL, I will have to look for it.


6,292 posted on 11/18/2005 6:35:10 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Das Outsider
Dear Leader,

Why is it Koreans use steel chopsticks with rectangular-cross-section handles? They are really difficurt to handre!

6,293 posted on 11/18/2005 6:35:53 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: Darksheare
He sounded quite.. "English is my second language, but I am trying."

Funny, that's the line I use!
6,294 posted on 11/18/2005 6:36:01 PM PST by Das Outsider
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To: Darksheare
True.

It's the feelings behind the simple words that lend the words weight.

6,295 posted on 11/18/2005 6:37:18 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: sionnsar
Why is it Koreans use steel chopsticks with rectangular-cross-section handles? They are really difficurt to handre!



You know, you ask beddy good question. Ansah is dat Kim rike meddur. Seery Maykans weet warrnut size blains no undastan how to use dem. BRAHAHAHAHAHA!
6,296 posted on 11/18/2005 6:39:11 PM PST by Das Outsider
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To: Das Outsider

Well.. most of those I have run into on FR with English as their second language are better at it than I am.
;-)


6,297 posted on 11/18/2005 6:39:42 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

I have no feelings.
*snicker*


6,298 posted on 11/18/2005 6:40:04 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

he was SO beautiful in action.

there will be another. mark me: there will be another.


6,299 posted on 11/18/2005 6:40:27 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; King Prout
That bow wasn't a "mad" bastard, it was a BAD bastard! I mean that in the most complimentary way, o my sibling.

I am suddenly intrigued, given the reports on its pre-demise performance...

6,300 posted on 11/18/2005 6:40:33 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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