Not really.
Fridays are Mondays.
Today has been sorta quiet...
I'm scared.
You need to read " Monday begins on Saturday."
It's SF/Soviet/sarcastic, part of my "permanent collection" and probably quite dated by now, but the authors rank among my favourites. This was not one of their best -- "Hard to be a God" nearly got a Hugo (Nebula?) Award for best SF -- but I quite enjoyed their writing.