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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Dead Corpse

'Mornin', DC!


5,981 posted on 11/18/2005 7:19:41 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Chai for me, please. K says coffee makes my breath reek, and then she won't kiss me.


5,982 posted on 11/18/2005 7:33:09 AM PST by Dawsonville_Doc
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Thanks.


5,983 posted on 11/18/2005 7:41:26 AM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: Alice au Wonderland

'Mernin...


5,984 posted on 11/18/2005 7:42:38 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Dawsonville_Doc

Anything to keep you kissable. What size Chai?


5,985 posted on 11/18/2005 7:43:16 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Dead Corpse

I'm busy plowing through my to do list for vacation prep. What are you up to?


5,986 posted on 11/18/2005 7:44:01 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Oh, lemme see...the tankard is a pint and a half, but I'll need an inch for cream...
It's the standard non-alcoholic beverage of the Ren-faire crowd. Good stuff when sufficiently sweetened and creamed.
5,987 posted on 11/18/2005 7:55:06 AM PST by Dawsonville_Doc
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To: Dawsonville_Doc

How 'bout I send you a gallon jug, wrapped in the innocuous, forgettable brown paper wrapping that NnB loves so much? I have to send him some mason jars filled with stamina today, so I can mail your jug at the same time.


5,988 posted on 11/18/2005 7:59:02 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Dawsonville_Doc; Alice au Wonderland

Mmmmm... Chai tea...

It's nice and cold out now so I could get one on my way home to warm up. :-)

Now I just have to make sure I remember to get one...


5,989 posted on 11/18/2005 8:07:59 AM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: tuliptree76

Tie a string around your index finger.


5,990 posted on 11/18/2005 8:21:25 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
I'm working. Curiously enough. We are having a "Pot Luck" lunch today. Texas Fried Turkeys for a main course. Injected with Cajun Butter. Yum.

Had an "ok" workout this morning. Back and Shoulders. Really tamed it back today as my neck has always been kinda twitchy when it comes to my workouts. Tweak it wrong just once and I'll have a tension migraine the rest of the day. Been that way since I fell on my head back when I was a Sophomore in HS.

This weekend, I have plans to come into work at least once, hit the Gun Show, and probably work on tidying up my garage some more.

5,991 posted on 11/18/2005 8:22:40 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

LOL! I don't have any string handy. I'm hoping my stomach will remind me. ;-)


5,992 posted on 11/18/2005 8:25:21 AM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: Dead Corpse
Man, mentioning the turkey made me feel extra ravenous. It sounds delicious.

I've been swimming and my times have been dropping. Hooray! I can't do all of the distance yardage I want to, though, because my foot starts to hurt from pushing off the wall.

OTH, the foot feels dramatically better, thanks to wearing no other foot gear other than my Danskos.

Ever have your neck checked by a bone-cracker?

5,993 posted on 11/18/2005 8:29:12 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: tuliptree76

You could write "CHAI" on the back of your hands with a marker.....unless that's some kind of heretofore unknown gang-affiliated tattoo....


5,994 posted on 11/18/2005 8:30:33 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

LOL! I'm not familiar with the gang symbols. But I took a piece of paper out of my notebook and wrote "chai" on it. ;-)


5,995 posted on 11/18/2005 8:36:56 AM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: Monkey Face

How are you today?


5,996 posted on 11/18/2005 8:37:31 AM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Cool. Glad to hear your ped is doing better.

Naw. I haven't been to a chiro since I pulled a lumbar muscle. Someone tried to drop a rather large display case on my feet, I caught it instead. It wasn't that it was heavy, it was just moving fast and I was at the exact wrong angle.

As for my neck, it doesn't bother me if I'm careful. I cut it close this morning.

5,997 posted on 11/18/2005 8:38:53 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: sionnsar

I'm actually here. Not as bad as yesterday, but not great...it will pass. I'm just glad I can THIMK!


5,998 posted on 11/18/2005 8:39:24 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: tuliptree76
LOL... two years later.

"What the heck is this?"

5,999 posted on 11/18/2005 8:39:47 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; Dead Corpse

Hi, Alice. And DC!


6,000 posted on 11/18/2005 8:39:57 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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